I believe that Tiger Woods was chased down by that fire hydrant, and then set upon as he tried to flee in terror.

Flight Simulator( FS9/LD767), Canoeing, Skeet Shooting, SoCal snow skiing
Location
Tropics
Current Landrover
Defender 110 Pickup With 3.9 V8+ LT95 4-Speed
Range Rover Vogue ( Armored) V8 3.9+Auto Trans
Dream Landrover?
Defender 90 Pickup With 4.6V8 with Holley Truck Avenger 470 CFM Carb+LT95 4-Speed
Occupation
Catfish Farm Manager