Developed unhealthy appetite for Wotsits and hard core pornography aged 12.
I have the largest collection of penis enlagement divices in western europe.
Christmas wish is to pass a solid stool. Single, due to comedy orange penis developed from consequences of chosen form of nurishment and vigurous masterbation.

Window licking & growing mushrooms in undergarments.
Location
One roomed lean to in Chester
Current Landrover
P38a 4.6 HSE.
Dream Landrover?
One without all the fookin electrical faults.
Occupation
Unemployable due to personal hygiene issues.

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