How they get a new queen bee is by getting out the special KY jelly. 🤣🤣

Arfurnune orl. Us boys bin zavin up us ennergee orl week zo us can be a zipper-ero thus weak end. Us’ve filled in orl screw’oles dents a dog gnaws int zittin rume zo paintin bloke duddun av tu du it. This is under orders vrum SWMBO zo there muss...

Then have a bottle of this on me as a hair of the dog ----

I got one of these for my birthday last year ...

he gets bragging rights on the best garden water feature :cool:

Just bin out to havva look at me hengineering master piece. Not ma hippo. The other one. We is harvestin water atta steady rate. No 1 water butt is nearly full.

Mmmmm……ee zounds laike juss the fella tu zoke us running bean trench.

Nice big rain cloud coming across ireland.

A busy morning has been had. Yesterday I started work on installing a new leccy socket in the dining room and got the chase cut into the wall ready for the cables. This morning was a tip run (garding waste) and a collection from scroofix. And a...

Need more than an umbrella. Looking at the forecast, a small dinghy might be in order. :eek:

Mornin Bit of a dull start Prepping caravan for weekend at Smallwood steam etc show Genni going in, need to get petrol, got two bottles of gas and two big batteries :) Weather not looking too good but I got boots and an umbrella :D Stay busy all :)

Morning All. :D Washed the mini yesterday and so of course it then rained all over it. :) MIL has been seen by the plastic surgeon; not good news. Wound is still mucky and so she has to go back to theatres for more debridement. Then they are...

Went to bnq yesdi to get meself a 2m lenf of 40x40mm L shape aluilimininumum to run from me castle to me garage to support me harvester pipe. Will take a bit of messing about to gerrit fitted so eye modded me temp setup to take out two u shape...

Starting to worry about you Stan 😕

People don't give them bones these days

thay are poring spouts to get all them loverly juices out 😃

The Lotus Cortina was a great machine although apparently rather temper-mental. Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious and all that!

Shudder bort a henry. They does wet n dry.

Got me harvester up and sorted. Din't order any clips so eye tie wrapped it to me boiler condensate pipe then run it along the top ov me fence. Temp install. Will get some propper clips ferrit. Late nights recently doing it. Wevver said it were...

Well, the son on law did it. So the filters and all the cyclones now have sick in them so it pumps out eau de puke constantly, bit like a fart gun. "Errm, could you strip it down an clean it for me..?" 'Foxtrot Oscar, monkey boy..'

You might need a carpet washer, but the hoover will pick up vom…made the mistake of hosting a party a few years back for some Neanderthals…next morning was a mess lots of regurgitant and one splashdown. Jeez man. Hoover did it but without the...

Oh no you wont 🤣 🤣 Tis like going fishing I throw my baited hook in & wanabee plumber jumps on it 🤣🤣

When I was a youngster working out of IBM South Bank (next to the National Theatre) we used to use a local boozer at lunchtimes and it was opposite the waterloo East station stairway entrance. In one of the railway arches was a business/bloke...

Issit broke'd? They normally are.

Cheeky Sod! I done more plumbering than you by a mile. Just in the house I am sitting in at the moment: The house had nowt in when we moved in. Kitchen: double sink together with a dishwasher. Utility: sink plus washing machine. Downstairs bog...

This is getting like ordering a chinese!

Must admit this is blowing my brains too. I am no joiner, far from it, but I have hung a few doors and cannot see what the fuss is about.

Morning All. :D Nice day, even though its a shopping day. :) Hey, the old gal is throwing a wobbler at the hospital; at about 11:30 Sunday night she got dressed in her going home clothes and announced she was leaving. My wife found her...