One of my neighbors once went passed me and said ah that's what you look like, normally all I see is a pair of legs sticking out from under your car 🤣

Nope, we dunt like durdy perverts up ‘ere that’s all 🤣🤣

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet Her knickers all tattered and torn It wasn't the spider who sat down beside her It was Little Boy Blue with his horn

I hope he's got his breakdown and recovery membership up to date 😁

I’m sure border force will turn him back for wanting to drive a freelanderer up here 👍

My mom bought an Ami Super off the neighbour's son, who she once went out on a date with back in the 60s. He was late and she gave such a load of abuse for being so and then he apologised and said it was because he crashed his motorbike and...

Except Prince Andrew's. She's just a money grabbing attention seeking cow!

Aye they smashed the mould up when they made you deffo somit not right with this one. 🤣 🤣