A great deal of beersh wosh conshumed in the ****y by all us old fartz from IBM. Wazza wunderful meet up with old mates.

Isn't Summer in Scotland May 31st till June 2nd though?

Same here. Modern bins for general waste are green here, but mine is grey - it is date marked 1988, so made before green-washing wokery. And its wheels are a bit wobbly. It must have had nearly as much rubbish in it over the years, as one of...