That's another way of saying nobody will buy it 😁

Have yer big toe surgically removed. Problem solved :cool:

By the way the town i mentioned is Longyearbyen on the Island of Svalbard Spitzbergen And the reason for carrying a rifle is Polar Bears

Ive just come bak from a town where if you leave the boundaries of the town by law you have to carry a loaded rifle. Also if the siren souds you have to go to the nearest house and stay inside untill the all clear. seeing as im back in the uk i...

Saw the Dr. Yes, it's gout. Meds prescribed and a lecture on lifestyle changes. NO Alcohol. No red meat or offal. Don't eat offal, never have. Alcohol is reduced by 2/3 already. I'm not giving up my Steak's.

55,500 about tree rats

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A busy morning has been had. Visited sis-in-law to move her old washing machine down the drive for road side collection by the cooncil tomorrow. Then a fuel stop, and on to scroofix and wix for stuff for a plumbing job at dottir's on Thursday...

Fixed. 🤣 🤣

Back to the original post on Lesbians in tracksuits and their favourite aftershave.

W has just messaged me after her consulatation at the orspicle. It looks like the doctors will be on strike right across the time when she is supposed to be having her op. And they also want her to stay in a while after it to make sure it will...

Ere, is you my Uncle Arfur then..?

Who? Me?

Watch out! You'll get an angry face! ;)

Exactly! Well done, Pike, I wondered when someone was going to think of that!!!;);)🤣🤣

Bols?

LOL!!! 🤣 🤣

Cherry drinks can help with uric acid chrystals build up.

And 88k licks.

She's gorra popular channel and gets offered a lot ov opportunities. Like taking new cars camping in merka.

Morning All. :D Funeral was fine, very well done to all. :) Awful day & night, as I appear to have gout in the big toe on the right foot. :( May try to get to the Drs. for some meds. :) Have a good day. :D

A girl in overalls... And a nice young lady in dungarees.

I think you're right, so long as the spindle is pushing the wheel round, like on your car. Whereas, on the alternator the pulley is pushing the spindle. Pushbike pedals are another thing.. 🤪

Lots of left right left rights going on tis like dads army in err.

My 3 words........ Spontaneous bolt loosening. Another 2 words... Case closed !!!!

Morning All. :D The great day is here. Off to the Crem at 3pm and the ensuing wake till c. 9pm. :) I have promised there will be no fights (well not from me anyway). Have a great day. :D