Send it to me, my coal is getting low. Our fire is on its lashing outside, tis like January. :oops:

Done the same with a transit 50mm socket iirc, someone borrowed it & I had to ask for it back even though I'll probably never need it. :p Tis how its spelt snot how you say it & it doesnt rhyme with your wrenches.

Tis obvious you's from north of Hadrian's wall. Peeps who live there call it Torbay. When i was in Exeter doing my teacher training we quickly learned not to call it what you just did!!! I think this will come under the heading of a tool I...

No but Nothing compares too ....lorne 🤣🤣

Just discovered that W and I will now be getting the winter fule allowance, again. Though we don;t need it. Might donate it to Age Concern or summit. Flipping pendulam has swung too far the opposite way.

Mr 4 torques 🤣 🤣 Next you'll be saying your from Torquee Torquay...

The torque settings on the sump for my TD5 are not high and there isn't much space to put one in to do up the oil pump sprocket bolt. My nomal 1/2 inch torque wrench does for everything else, but it doesn't go below 20 ft lbs. My old fashioned...

Wots that for your Meccano set 🤣 🤣

Just watched episode 2 ov the secret life ov bee's on channel 5 catch up. @NorfolkBird

In the meantime, after fixing it, sort of, with gaffer tape as the parts of the switch are basically falling apart, it is now OK. But I have been onto Citroen C3 websites both sides of the channel and it appears it is a bit of a common thing...

I said to the misses the other night im not watching the news as there's nowt good these days, they go from people in was zones babies starving then jump over to Ronaldo who gets over 3 million a week. If you had that amount of money why does...

It may just be the sensor switch thingy needs a clean wivs contact cleaner ....

I do not envy you one bit we watch UK news here my hart sinks every day getting to the point to stop watching it to depressing 😩😩

On lighter side

Best put bars on your Windows, 😦😦

A dispute over a bicycle locally. Just been for a walk to my local paper shop and stopped for a chat with neighbours who use social media. Local on local confirmation in a papershop. Seriously though my area New Moston is residential has really...

Happy monday peeps, we got rain. I'll be in the machine with the door closed with the heater & radio on then. :)

Morning All. :D Take kids to school this morning and then "Freedom" for a few days. Son sent me a video of the riots outside his LA hotel. :( Couldn't walk up the stairs last night, knee pain. :( Seems better s'morning. :) Have a great day. :D

Eye were finkin it were the origional engine.

Thanks, prof. When is your next lecture? I want to be sure to sign up for the course!!🤣🤣

...that the weekend has passed reasonably quietly. Neither of the G-kids has killed the other, nor come to any harm while in our care. :) I have to take them to school tomorrow, and their Mother picks them up at close of play. We pick them up...

Pot / kettle?

It flies along easily, 2.7 turbo intercooled Nissan motor. Wheels spin in the wet 😄

Recent image of the leader El Seamus known to frequent Ireland offering pots of gold. His cohorts are a band of Leprechauns currently roaming the land starting fights in the local pubs. If you drink several tankards of Guinness and feel a kick...

Oddly enough Geordie is like Dorset retain Anglo Saxon where Geordie area was not really invaded by vikings, allowed an accent separately from today modern English.😉 European language rely heavily on book language not influenced by outsiders so...

Reminds me of when I was at skool. We got a trainee French teacher, when she got off the ferry at Dover the bloke checking her passport asked her why she has come to England. She told him she was going to the North East to teach kids French. He...

Should be on the Joke thread.

"Furthermore, a lot of Germans speak different dialects. The variation among the German dialects is considerable, with only the neighbouring dialects being mutually intelligible. Low German, most Upper German and High Franconian dialects, and...