Well yes I could! Get yer grovellin shoes on!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 Actooly I'd throw a huge party and invite all of you, well most! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Eid?????

Thort you was locked up there for a minute!!

LOL 7x that price for 2 cubic metres. Kiln dried and all cut to c.10..12" :)

So, two "steres" hum? How many months will that last you? and what do they charge? We last paid €50 per stere/cubic metre. and do you get the same amount of wood if you have it in metre lengths as opposed to shorter lengths? You don't in...

Morning All. :D Wifey says she was awake ALL night and only dropped off at 07:30. Obs fretting over her Ma's further decline. A bit of a dull day here. C'mon weather, it is midsummer's day in 15 days time, not ruddy October. Ordered some wood...

Mornin Sunny an bright All hooked up ready to go to the show for the weekend Selling some landy bits while I'm there, pair of like new 90 seats should hopefully sell. Have a great weekend all :)

I'd buy a big helicopter for the air ambulance and a little one for me. Then employ someone to finish all me projects while I start a new one :D

Could take Trump on with that, or buy a fleet of Land Rovers FL excluded 😄

Happy Friday peeps. Don't forget the lottery tonight. Could do a lot of good with 200 million squids.

Me lupins av bin destroyed. Thems that flowered struggled when the bugs appeared. Most din't flower. Tis true this year has bin worser than normal. Spray at night and they're back by the morning. Even tried upping the pressure to sqwert them oft...

Only you could see "bon, or bonne, or bons, or bonnes" and come up with "boner". Your great grandpa didn't happen to be called Sigismund Schlomo McFreud did he?!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

I wasnt taking the mick either. 🤣 🤣

You are SUCH a norty boy. Wicked you are, wicked!!!🤣🤣🤣

"Now" the USA! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

The one that's overweight and underpowered. of course.

Your noo pal has given you a boner offered you a pump 🤣 🤣 Does he drive a freelander..

All ready doing my fair share its all the others (India China and now the USA) 😳😳

Poison-Dwarf size. 5' 7" Probably shrunk with age to 5' 6 & 1/2" :)

How tall are you then Dan? I don't give that BMI guff much credence, just asking.

But avoid breast stroke. Steady there Stan, it won't help his knee.. :)

TBH it wasn't as much of an ordeal as I had thought it would be. The "habitual" larder and fridge trips were stopped when my hand touched the door-handle and I had a glass of water instead. All coffee was taken "black" and tea was of the fruit...

Done well, I'll have to try that, maybe just 12 hours to start :p

Morning All. :D A wet and rainy day here in Benfleet. :( The fasting ends just after lunchtime. That's about 90 hours without food. :) Some decent weight loss, (5 &1/2 pounds) and no real struggle. Now to steer clear of heavy carbs to...

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But that's over 5yrs old and looks in better shape than the average UK road 😕

Funniest post of the week award. But also guaranteed ti get you a Glagow kiss :vb-headbang:

“Can my mate have a swatch of yer fanny miss?” 🤪

Your needing to have a gid swatch at a certain episode of chewin the fat boss...you'd love it.