To be fair, most of Stanley Sir!'s poo comes out of his mouth (fingers on a keyboard), so there isn't much to actually flush.

No need to be personal re size of jobbies. Mine usually flush with one flush. And not being a golf person I don't have any irons, not even a mashie niblick. As for eating less, if I did so, I would turn inside out, such are my efforts to lose the...

Is A4 paper not a bit rough to wipe yer bum with. :oops:

If you ate less youd do smaller poo's, then you wouldnt have to beat them down with a 4 iron. jobby job jobbed. 🤣 🤣

That is totally rubbish. I take it the council provided this piece of poop? Grr!:mad:

Might have to do that Thing is , they had an empty room and a full new bathroom delivered to fit in it , plus they had a van full of tools but still managed to cock everything up, cistern not level on wall or square with it, water entry pipe at...

Really? Mine is a MY2000 THOR engined car and the official LR build document says 2-pin diff.

Is your cistern full of water (once finished refilling)?

:D Toilet paper takes two flushes and then it gets sucked slowly away at the very last minute

That would make quite a floater imo.

Flipping Windows 11 keeps doing random things. Frinstance the screen size keeps changing and I cannot even slide it over to see stuff. REALLY annoying. Obvs something to do with how I move the finger across the touchpad. Cannot remember how to...

...that this little tree/bush looks absolutely stunning for about 10 days every year. Then it returns to looking totally boring and featureless. :(

I did no such thing 🤣 I Used to collect old news papers & take them to the chip shop for free chips. :p

Or extremely rare Gold Doubloons.

We know your luck - sovereigns, obviously.

We pulled up a mooring earlier & found 2 coins in the mud when servicing it. Will clean them up & see what they are I left them on the boat.

Same here, he did mine and a top bloke he is! Really smashing. Took us back from his place into town where we visited the museum of Somerset while he did the job, then when we got a taxi back to him he was "why didn't you call? I would have...

I assume the Somerset one is Jason at Blackbrook, he did mine and it was a brilliant job, top guy. You just need to take 3 holidays down there, he took just over an hour to do mine.

I've left it in a black bin bag behind your mini. All used notes, may have traces of drugs on some. :p

... I have to find £3,500 to keep my middle lad afloat for a month. :( All donations gratefully received (used £10 notes in plain brown envelopes are especially welcome. :) Or maybe I should start a "GoFundMe" page and see if anyone bites...

Next thing you know he'll be hanging out with holly bushes an smoking weeds down by the railway..

Mornin Clear and sunny but chilly Bin men bin, highlight of my Thursday morning :D New toilet flush very slow, need chuck a bucket of water in to flush proper :( Anyway, suns out so going to Cafe for a full English :) Stay busy all

I think i speak for us all when I say that I am very happy for you and if it is running smoothly that is a great outcome. It sounds to me as if they sorted the vacuum advance properly. :banana::banana::banana:

Just looked up similar plates There are none available Nearest is E1 CSU which is 999 quid Can't get three letters three numbers they're just not available (from DVLA)

Not much rain yesdi. It were windy. Blow'd over me rose pot. Suns out. Clear blue sky. Edgar's started growing little buds. Fink e's growing imself some new branches.

Two squirrels smornin. Little one keeps coming back. He runs oft when eye open the window so left it open. Not as quick running away when eye drops nuts out. Fink e's starting to realise its me supplying food.

Yes, I know. I am puzzled as well. But, I cannot deny that it is really running a great deal better. :confused: Pulls well in all gears now, whereas before you really had to drop a cog to get acceleration. It is now very responsive. I cannot...

This is a bit weird. Your post #56 implied you had bought a matching pair, dizzy and coil, or did I get the wrong end of the stick? Strange how it was running quite well with the "wrong" coil. I also remember you saying that it ran better with...

Morning All. :D Sunny & Bright. :) Shopping again. :( Might do some work on the e-bike. :) Have a lovely day! :D

Though it was a where's Waldo thing....I could find myself in the picture.