Tesco Alcatel ?

Yer you can but I aint saying how it can be done & its more common than you think. :confused:

I once went with a son in law to their house in Zummerset to remove some furniture. We disconnected the speedo cable of the hired van but only remembered to put it back on just before delivering it back. The bloke did give us a very funny look...

Do you remember the trick with the old electric supply meters with the spinning horizontal wheel ?

Funny, I thought it used to be 191, but yep I think 100 got the hoperator!!

Number 2, "no", and you are wasting questions now!! Does that even count as a mobile??!!🤣🤣

Right! and so the fun begins!! 20 questions, all of which have to be answerable only with "yes" , "no" or "I don't know". The last ones don't count against the twenty! So, as to Q1. "No". I will give you a hint. It isn't an iPhone!! 🤣 🤣 🤣...

I could never get them to work properly, 😣

Seeing as how it is all electronix we cannot do that. But although we do go to Frogland and back that is only 1110 miles, in the Disco, and once there we only use it when we have to, i.e. when needed, to pick up large quantities i]of stuff; wood...

two tin cans and a bit of string?

If he dials 100 someone will put him through..

Oh aye ye ole pull the speedo cable out the box then. 🤣 🤣

Has it got a dial with numbers and letters 😂

Morning All. :D Happy Saturday. :) Have a great day. :D

Bit early in the year for ticks ?

Definitely you can't miss the styling 😄

Well I am disappointed in you lot! After all the hoo haah about me and a new mobile phone I expected at least one person to ask me "Well, wot did yer get then?!" I was looking forward to the ensuing fun!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

What about @DevonGuy not heard from him lately 😟

"Chinning" in Scotland must mean something else as doon sooth it means belting someone on.... the chin!

Get her suitcase down from the loft 😊

When I do a winch pull no-one is near it, & if it does snap there is a safety rope attached so it only goes about 30 feet. :) Its a 1000T rated winch so I dont take chances.

Oh aye you've just reminded me..........haha We had a ding dong this morning when I woke up she said to me about giving her the bent tweezers to remove a tic from the dog last night me= what you talking about have you lost the plot what tic ...

At least it didn't go thru someone ...

How much force do you think it would take to do this to a 25t rated shackle :oops: The rope did snap.. eventually & still aint found the pin for it.

Boy that seems high. I thort the one on my disco 2 at £415 was a bit steep, but it does cover us for as long as we want to be abroad and also recovery all year round again, no matter the country. Ours too is limited to 5k.

This was largely why our eldest dottir and her husband broke up. She argued the hind leg off a donkey, he just went quiet. She complained to me that "He just won't argue with me!" I explained to her that men tend to argue one point at a time and...

A load of freelanders on a lorry.....................

This is a little hilarious. You are being got at for, for once, remembering something that happened a while back. (And for winning an argument and proving it.) Which is usually a female modus operandi. As you say, sauce for the goose is sauce...

I used to work with a chap who always failed a breathalyser test, yet never drank in his life ... He had a metabolic condition where his body made it's own alcohol in his saliva ... had to carry a hospital card around with him ...

Yes, more angry I think. It is a long story, quite complicated I think but she's been through the courts, exhausted all avenues and ended up with a criminal conviction on top of it all. We're not sure of the full details but something went...