They cancelled the sinking.

Yer can buy barby pink fones anorl of yer want it to match yer tratter.

They is nicking our clouds to replace em wiv newer ones. Clouds are used to bouce the signals around the eurf. 3g is going. Already gone in some areas. Yer need 4g capability fer future use. 5g if yer want the newer faster netwurk if available...

It's probably beads of sweat falling from your anxious forehead as you look intently for the problem. ;) When I first got my 2000MY P38 the footwells were so wett there was surface water like a puddle. Stealer took it back and claimed the screen...

Where's that in St Ives done lots of work their? ?

Got me noo hearing aid. Very high tech, two seconds to shove it in my lug and twenty minutes for the audiologist to match it to my audiograms on her computer. The clarity is outstanding, hearing things I haven't heard for years. My peace is...

Latest in an occasional series 'Quirks in pub loos', I give you the Three Ferrets in St Ives

Rain stopped play so had to have a fall back

Mornin Lovely weather, bright and sunny Putting new filler neck and cap on today and a really lovely padlock on me toolbox 😍 Landy seats nearly done, waiting for a hot day so covers more flexible 😊 Stay busy all :)

Maybe he owned an ejoke and trying to hide the added embarrassment 🤣 However there’s no proof of owning any car

If the insurance see your post, you will have no cover as you started the fire by your abuse.

Is this post just a ploy to get people to watch the video? 🤔

Maybe it caught fire as they tuned it too much 🤣

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Epic

Learned this word' meaning the hard way.

Simp!

this was my fear too. It has been removed this afternoon, however probably will be uploaded to bigger sites, just keep searching for range rover exploded, etc... Among these lines, were the official company answer in e-mail, they also added...

Morning All. :D A bit dull & overcast here. :( A shopping day. :( Have a good day. :D

We used to say something similar to that at exam time 😂

Here we go again. Flipping tech!:mad: Drove out of our house today, down the drive left onto the road and a the 50 yds or so to the end of the road, T junction, as I was approaching it an idiot cut the corner by absolutely the most I have ever...

We don't have any dogs now as thay would possibly out live us but have fond memories of all the cockers labs and gsd from the past 😦

Oi tratterers get yer sen over to grimsby. There's jet fuel and oil about to wash up ont beach. Its yer only chance of gerrin above 50mph in yer skips. Fill yer boots, buckets and anyfunk else yer gottid.

I'll wait until the FL'ers have cleared up the containers full of sodium cyanide before I go for my free fuel. And Kev will be jealous of the 20,000 tons of my free fuel :p

Warning to all tratterers. That jet fuel is merkinease. It may change its mind and eye'dentyfy as not avvin bin jet fuel previously.

@kevstar is prolly anchored off them both already, waiting on salvage rights to come through

What a shame.................................... that you are an idiot.