Now in late youth (40s) Ever so slightly more voluminous than I should be, apparently.
Aca-dim-ic rather than practical. In fact, a damaged jelly fish has more aplomb with a spanner than I do. Hello...Is that the RAC? It would appear that my motor-carriage is dysfunctional. Send assistance with all alacrity please.

Camping, nature watching, sampling real (any) ales irresponsibly