DIDGERIDOOSTU
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Strange trees grow around here!!! and yes it was Britparts winch challenge. Thats where I work. It's good to get paid for days like these.
DIDGERIDOOSTU
New Member
It would probably be better if we used the same prop as used on your Avatar. Whats good for a BMW is good for a wonky caravan, especially if its got big tits!!
DIDGERIDOOSTU
New Member
I totally agree!! Could you imagine how big they would have to be for a Land Rover prop, especialy if you'v had a two inch lift.
DIDGERIDOOSTU
New Member
Gulp.............
DIDGERIDOOSTU
New Member
having cast a critical eye over the two photographs and consulted with a know expert in the field of tree angles, it has been noted that in the first photo the trees still appear to have an un-naturel angle to their growth. which causes the landrover that is the subject of the photo to appear to be getting winched up a steeper slope than it actually is.
However in the second sample photograph the trees appear to have adopted a more vertical attitude to the surrounding landscape, which in turn makes the landrover in question look less vertical.
in conclusion our report will state that A) photo [a] has been taken at an angle not perpendicular to the horizontal
B) photo has been taken in a much more circumspect manner allowing the angles of assent to be better judged by the viewee of the photo.
our expert photo consultant has presented an number of reason for the wonky first shot including, ****ed photographer, stumbling photographer,novice photographer and a photographer delibertly taking a wonky piccy to enhance the abiltites of the winch.
we hope this summery report will suffice while we compile the in depth report. please find enclosed our bill for our consultation. we expect a cheque by return or hard0898 will be paying you a visit.
However in the second sample photograph the trees appear to have adopted a more vertical attitude to the surrounding landscape, which in turn makes the landrover in question look less vertical.
in conclusion our report will state that A) photo [a] has been taken at an angle not perpendicular to the horizontal
B) photo has been taken in a much more circumspect manner allowing the angles of assent to be better judged by the viewee of the photo.
our expert photo consultant has presented an number of reason for the wonky first shot including, ****ed photographer, stumbling photographer,novice photographer and a photographer delibertly taking a wonky piccy to enhance the abiltites of the winch.
we hope this summery report will suffice while we compile the in depth report. please find enclosed our bill for our consultation. we expect a cheque by return or hard0898 will be paying you a visit.
DIDGERIDOOSTU
New Member
Guilty as charged under all accounts. I'm gonna climb a wonkey tree and hide from Hard0898 while looking out for a big enough Land Rover prop with big tits.
