Once upon a time ........ when I was young, stupid, and poor ...... I drove a 'Tour of Europe' - from Scotland all the way to the South of France and then Italy on 'knobblies'
in the summer!
Terrible racket - but not so noisy on the way back as they were slowly converting themselves to slicks.
Note - I described it as a time when I was 'young, stupid, and poor' - only one of those adjectives need to be changed to bring the description up to date.
Singvogel.
Old hippies never die - they just buy LandRovers. (Confucius, 520BC)