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klumps

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I came over to this forum to ask a simple question, and in true, typical "forum" fashion I got slammed by a bunch of bored little kids who only visit the forums between their jack-off sessions on porn sites...

Everybody knows, except you dumb sh!ts, that you never try to sell items on a forum...you're just gonna get slammed...it's suicide...I had a friend that actually tried it once...

this lift kit is not of my design...I wish it was... I'm sure they'll sell plenty of 'em...and make a huge profit, they're only little plastic parts, right? I'm also sure they'll do what all other businesses do and eventually advertise in a magazine or through google or whatever....I'm probably going to buy one, because I want some bigger tires, and a little more lift and aggressive look...why not??

In the meantime, I'll let you girls get back to your gay porn....
 
oh no the nasty man said nasty stuff to us... i fear we may have to unlease hard0898 just to sort mr klumps out. he wants a little more lift and an aggressive look? sound a bit like a wannabe bull dyke
 
bless his little cotton socks!

If you cannot take any comments in the obvious way it was intended then i think i speak for the rest of the forum users in saying.

Get F**K*D and dont come back

Ps we dont look at gay porn i think you will find that is Grand Vitara drivers we just like it dirty (MUD)
 
Core blimey guvner, some one got out of the wrong side of bed today, or didn't get laid last night.
I think you'll find it's the kids that want to jaz there rides up and make it look more aggresive, not us grown ups :D
 
marksurry said:
Not me Mondo :eek:

He seems very angry that we don't want his plastic suspension components :mad:
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NOT ME ! either mate:eek:

Think he needs a good **** tho, releive a bit o stress:D
 
mondo said:
NOT ME ! either mate:eek:

Think he needs a good **** tho, releive a bit o stress:D
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Know of any gay porn sites for the stressed man? He reckons us Freelander owners look at it all the time :eek:
 
Mrs Ming say's she will give him a bit more lift [had ta dissable the zap gun] if he wants ta get a bit higher then our old mate Bob could help him,na nobody can really help the fool. . .:D
 
marksurry said:
**** off Mondo, the ride is fine :cool:

Thinking of fitting a K&N induction kit and chipping it to see if I can blow it up any quicker :rolleyes:
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YERRR ! Go On GO ON! Do It
then yer can get the new hippo next year:D
 
mondo said:
YERRR ! Go On GO ON! Do It
then yer can get the new hippo next year:D
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Funny you should say that Mondo. The Land Rover garage rang me last week about that :rolleyes: Released in November he said. I told him to ring me when a demo model is available for me to test drive. Uses a Volvo engne according to the sales guy. Not sure how true that would be. DO sales guys lie? :confused:
 
EErm Well!
He told me they were using the same motor as the JAG and Peugeot for the Oil burners
 
mondo said:
EErm Well!
He told me they were using the same motor as the JAG and Peugeot for the Oil burners
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I reckon Land Rover haven't decided on what engine to use in any of their line up :confused:

They're confused.................all the time !!
 
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