the hooded claw

the hooded claw

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Was there this mornin with 2 "Friends" .... got SPANKED fer £17 fer 3 Burgers 3 coffee's & some fries (Dipped in Egg Yoke)......



Was WELLL WORTH IT THOUGH ..... I Had some FANTASTIC COMPANY


Didn't I Gentlemen ??????????????????
 
the hooded claw said:
Was there this mornin with 2 "Friends" .... got SPANKED fer £17 fer 3 Burgers 3 coffee's & some fries (Dipped in Egg Yoke)......



Was WELLL WORTH IT THOUGH ..... I Had some FANTASTIC COMPANY


Didn't I Gentlemen ??????????????????
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I don't see how yer got spanked. If Sirus had been there you coulda added £200 to the bill straight off.:D:D:D
 
Well there is THAT I suppose ....... the "Merseyside Muncher" managed to polish off his buger in LIGHTENING fast time .....

Good job we went out fer a Fag ... otherwise he'd have gone up fer seconds!!!!
 
the hooded claw said:
Was there this mornin with 2 "Friends" .... got SPANKED fer £17 fer 3 Burgers 3 coffee's & some fries (Dipped in Egg Yoke)......



Was WELLL WORTH IT THOUGH ..... I Had some FANTASTIC COMPANY


Didn't I Gentlemen ??????????????????
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Blame Marie she told us you like being spanked.:D:D:D
 
Good job we went out fer a Fag ... otherwise he'd have gone up fer seconds!!!!
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woah! That's way too much information. We don't need to know which way you swing.
 
rewmer said:
woah! That's way too much information. We don't need to know which way you swing.
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THIS is UK ... NOT the bloody USA ..... God I remember years ago ... theres a shop on Blackpool Prom (Near the Metropole Hotel) that has a HUGE sign outside that states "WE SELL FAGS" .......

The amount of Yanks stood takin Pics under that sign is incredable!!!

You just KNOW they're Yanks (Before they even open their mouths) their there Pointing at the sign & Hawkin wiv Laughter!!!!!
 
wammers said:
Blame Marie she told us you like being spanked.:D:D:D
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Hey Tony .... did you a SCREEECH bout 1/2 hr ago .... musta bin J getting his wallet out fer that Chrysler 300C....

Still, the size of that fooker ...... Imagine the SWAG you could get in that !!!! ..You'll see it "Cruisin round Bebbington" next week .......Lookin fer "Targets"


:D:D:D:D:D:eek::eek::eek::eek::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
ha you tight git, only one burger had to go home for something to eat. not getting the 300c tis to small for the dogs..
 
j the range said:
ha you tight git, only one burger had to go home for something to eat. not getting the 300c tis to small for the dogs..
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Jesus J you'll need a furniture van for that lot. Just as it happens i have one you can have cheap, but don't tell the big fella.:D:D:D
 
you not wrong mate, cant get them in rr, she looking at a v70 volvo ffs. could be a lot worser, could be looking at a sarbb..lol
 
JESUS Tony .....J ????? in a Furniture van ??????......

Oh I can see it now ........"J's removals, We'll shift yer stuff no probs Mad'am"

Next time yer see it it'll be on a Car Boot sale in Magull!!! ( well the stuff he can't shift in the local pub will be anyhow!!!!)
 
one thing is for sure, i would never get rid of them bloody shoes you had on today hahahahaaha. i have laughed all day about them.. pure class, oy claw tell me did you put them on just to make me laugh..
 
the hooded claw said:
JESUS Tony .....J ????? in a Furniture van ??????......

Oh I can see it now ........"J's removals, We'll shift yer stuff no probs Mad'am"

Next time yer see it it'll be on a Car Boot sale in Magull!!! ( well the stuff he can't shift in the local pub will be anyhow!!!!)
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It has a tail lift, so anybody within fifty miles of Fazak on holiday who own a piano better bolt it down.:D:D:D
 
j the range said:
you not wrong mate, cant get them in rr, she looking at a v70 volvo ffs. could be a lot worser, could be looking at a sarbb..lol
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I happen to know she was seen at Saab dealers this afternoon but did not get one. Apparently she wanted you to feel at home in it, but they did not have one with cloth seats.:cool::cool::cool:
 
j the range said:
whats this pick on j day, must say the burger was great[claw] bet you cant wait till its my turn..
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when YOUR in the chair fella ....both Me & tony want a full 5 COURSER at Blackpool Hilton mate

& a couple of "Ladies" fer the afternoon (but that you'll have to pay CASH for mate ...)

Yer don't want yer mrs findin out ..... (You know how she checkes yer Credit Card reciepts) .......I mean she even sent that Bloke on a bike this mornin to check up on yer ........

Did yer see just how "fidgity" J got Tony .....Mind you that guy did have "MAGUM PI" stamped on his petrol tank
 
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