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godzilka

New Member

• Mar 19, 2007

• #1

Hi everybody,
I am university final year student working on a report related on sales of Skoda auto in United Kingdom. Questions in the questionnaire are related to advertisement on Skoda and your own experiences with this brand. But do not be disappointed, this survey can fill everybody. And I will be happy when you will fill it too.

This survey is here to ask some questions about reputation of Skoda auto in United Kingdom and about perception of advertisement.

After analysis of all answer backs I will create a marketing strategy to increase a market share.

Whole survey is ANONYMOUS and I promise that all information collected will be kept strictly confidential!

This survey is UK ONLY!

http://skoda-survey.blogspot.com/

 

The Mad Hat Man

Well-Known Member

LZIR Despatch Agent

• Mar 19, 2007

• #2

wot makes yu fink we got Skodas?
goodbye

 

Trewey

Cockernee, Pasty munchin bastid.

• Mar 19, 2007

• #3

Come on then lads and lasses - let's see how many Skoda jokes we can remember.....

 

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godzilka

New Member

• Mar 19, 2007

• #4

Ok, lets write me some jokes. But everybody can fill that questionnaire. :-D Thanks

 

revjames

New Member

• Mar 19, 2007

• #5

Shoddy
Kraut owned
Obnoxious
Daft looking
Awful

 

Adz

New Member

• Mar 29, 2007

• #6

Bloke walks into the parts dept. of a garage and asks...

"Have you got a filler cap for my Skoda please?"

The assistant, without so much as a grin, says:

"Seems like a fair exchange mate!"

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Q. How do you double the value of yer Skoda?

A. Fill it with fuel

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Q. What do you call a Skoda with a sunroof?

A. A skip!

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Q. What do you call a Skoda with a sunroof and twin exhausts?

A. A wheelbarrow

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Q. Why do Skodas have heated rear windows?

A. To keep yer hands warm while you're pushing it!

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Q. Why do Skodas have a rear wash wipe?

A. To remove insects (think about it!)

...and finally!

Q. What's the difference between a Skoda and a Jehovahs Witness?

A. You can shut the door on a Jehovas Witness!

Cheers,

 

revjames

New Member

• Mar 29, 2007

• #7

You forgot this one:

Why is there a spoiler on the back of the skoda rapid?

To use as a handrail when you are pushing it!

 

Ivor Deenie.

New Member

• May 23, 2007

• #8

And their last ditch attempt to sell 1 or 2 is to start building em out of cake.

 

madfrank

New Member

• Aug 25, 2008

• #9

mmmmmmmm skoda cake i,d sooner eat one than drive one

 

90boy

Well-Known Member

• Aug 25, 2008

• #10

madfrank said:

mmmmmmmm skoda cake i,d sooner eat one than drive one

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Grippa

New Member

• Aug 25, 2008

• #11

90boy said:

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FFS 90, dun't they let you watch tele?

 

90boy

Well-Known Member

• Aug 25, 2008

• #12

only when i am good

 

madfrank

New Member

• Aug 25, 2008

• #13

90boy said:

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you have,nt seen the ad ???????????

 

Pikey

Dummy Ejection Facilitator..

• Aug 25, 2008

• #14

Skoda Cake mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhh

 

TheVengefulElephant

Well-Known Member

• Aug 25, 2008

• #15

I like the looks of the auxilliary control (fan) belt

 

TWEETS

Banned

• Aug 26, 2008

• #16

Q: What do you call a Skoda that gets to the top a hill?




A: A miracle

 

madfrank

New Member

• Aug 26, 2008

• #17

TWEETS said:

Q: What do you call a Skoda that gets to the top a hill?




A: A miracle

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what do you call a skoda that gets up a hill and down the other side?


A: A bloody miracle

 

TheVengefulElephant

Well-Known Member

• Aug 26, 2008

• #18

yawn

 

DISCOV8

New Member

• Aug 26, 2008

• #19

Had a run in with a new Skoda last year, took ages to clean the scene of the accident, Bloody Jam n Cream all over the shop

 

madfrank

New Member

• Aug 26, 2008

• #20

did you help clean up