biketeacherdave
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The fact its on springs means its not been properly maintained during its life.
ukadamwest
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kurtjohnson10
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knock at least a grand and a half off the price it would be more of a realistic valuation 
tomcat59alan
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Who would want to own a Scumbag United player's castoff? Not a Scouser for sure ,with or without air suspension
ukadamwest
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If scouser wanted one, they'd just steal itWho would want to own a Scumbag United player's castoff? Not a Scouser for sure ,with or without air suspension
tomcat59alan
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Too true, I've got two . Mind you the one for sale comes with a Plug from the Bash Street kid's mask so you can pretend you were a footballer.
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tomcat59alan
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The Queens mum once said to me, " if your ever passing Clarence House , keep passing"
ukadamwest
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was it that joke of yours about 3 nuns and a cucumber ?
Hmm, sounds like you should tell it.
tomcat59alan
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No it was the muggers that tried to steal Diana's wedding ring.
tomcat59alan
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Bugger, no one wants to hear my joke.
myfirstl322
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I do hope it doesn't entail a starfish
gold rover
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In stages. Starting with the wheels
wattfield
AKA Dirk Diggler
Oh go on then...Bugger, no one wants to hear my joke.
tomcat59alan
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Charles and Diana were driving down one of the back roads from Windsor castle when they were stopped by two men who demanded money. Charles said we're royalty, we never carry money. Give us your jewellery they demanded from Diana. I'm not wearing any she replied frustrated the men drove off in the car. Charles said,darling I'm sure you were wearing your rings this morning. I was but when I had a chance I removed them, put them down my pants, and secreted them inside me she coyly answered. Mm,, said Charles, pity Aunty Margaret wasn't with us we could have saved the Range Rover.
tomcat59alan
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As you can tell I don't need much encouragement.
As you can tell I don't need much encouragement.
Bloody hell Alan that was an owdun.
