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Larry

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It is the school holidays in case you have not noticed, and whilst working
on my landie I have been consistently pestered by kids, those not old enough
to nick cars yet (remember I live in the badlands)

Apart from being annoyed by there persistant questioning, I am surprised by
there ignorance, as to why anyone would want a car like mine that ain't
fast, ain't pretty and ain't new.


--
Larry
Series 3 rust and holes


 
Some T**T tried to steal my series 3 smashed the window broke the ignition
but could not start it.
The Gas on switch is the dial light switch and the petrol tap is on the
floor always off when their is gas in the tank.
Must have really confused them especially in the dark.

Why did they want to nick it? (Who knows)
Maybe wanted it as a slow getaway car, or just wanted to put some petrol in
it and see how far it went, or maybe they thought a green series 3 with
white doors and bonnet wouldn't look suspicious in Dewsbury at 2am in the
morning whilst joy riding or just plain thick.........

Adrian Ford

----- Original Message -----
From: "Larry" <NDA@larry-arnold.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.landrover
Sent: Thursday, August 12, 2004 10:42 PM
Subject: Pestered by kids


> It is the school holidays in case you have not noticed, and whilst working
> on my landie I have been consistently pestered by kids, those not old

enough
> to nick cars yet (remember I live in the badlands)
>
> Apart from being annoyed by there persistant questioning, I am surprised

by
> there ignorance, as to why anyone would want a car like mine that ain't
> fast, ain't pretty and ain't new.
>
>
> --
> Larry
> Series 3 rust and holes
>
>


"Larry" <NDA@larry-arnold.com> wrote in message
news:2o275rF5mr1jU1@uni-berlin.de...
> It is the school holidays in case you have not noticed, and whilst working
> on my landie I have been consistently pestered by kids, those not old

enough
> to nick cars yet (remember I live in the badlands)
>
> Apart from being annoyed by there persistant questioning, I am surprised

by
> there ignorance, as to why anyone would want a car like mine that ain't
> fast, ain't pretty and ain't new.
>
>
> --
> Larry
> Series 3 rust and holes
>
>



 
I guess there are T leaves these days who don't even know what a choke is.
It would be truly stupid to smash a window when a screwdriver will open any
series 3 .

--
Larry
Series 3 rust and holes

"Adrian Ford" <ford@adrian131.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:cfgsoi$seu$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Some T**T tried to steal my series 3 smashed the window broke the ignition
> but could not start it.
> The Gas on switch is the dial light switch and the petrol tap is on the
> floor always off when their is gas in the tank.
> Must have really confused them especially in the dark.
>
> Why did they want to nick it? (Who knows)
> Maybe wanted it as a slow getaway car, or just wanted to put some petrol

in
> it and see how far it went, or maybe they thought a green series 3 with
> white doors and bonnet wouldn't look suspicious in Dewsbury at 2am in the
> morning whilst joy riding or just plain thick.........
>
> Adrian Ford
>



 

"Larry" <NDA@larry-arnold.com> wrote in message
news:2o275rF5mr1jU1@uni-berlin.de...
> It is the school holidays in case you have not noticed, and whilst working
> on my landie I have been consistently pestered by kids, those not old

enough
> to nick cars yet (remember I live in the badlands)
>
> Apart from being annoyed by there persistant questioning, I am surprised

by
> there ignorance, as to why anyone would want a car like mine that ain't
> fast, ain't pretty and ain't new.
>
>
> --
> Larry
> Series 3 rust and holes


I get this all the time at work. Picture the scene: Me standing inside
an escalator. There are steps from said Esc all over the place. Me and my
mate having a bad day, much head scratching going as to why this thing wont
work. All we get is "Is it broke Mister?" I just turn round and glare at
them. Of course it's broken, do you think I do this for fun!!!. Oh and
they think it is really funny to keep on stopping the Escalators by pressing
the emergency stop button.

Dom J



 
Screwdriver!
This is Dewsbury all screwdrivers have been weighed in for scrap.Bricks are
free and easily obtainable and come in all shapes and sizes.
We don't have a Drug problem here there's plenty of it about.

"Larry" <NDA@larry-arnold.com> wrote in message
news:2o2c7mF68jihU1@uni-berlin.de...
> I guess there are T leaves these days who don't even know what a choke is.
> It would be truly stupid to smash a window when a screwdriver will open

any
> series 3 .
>
> --
> Larry
> Series 3 rust and holes
>
> "Adrian Ford" <ford@adrian131.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:cfgsoi$seu$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > Some T**T tried to steal my series 3 smashed the window broke the

ignition
> > but could not start it.
> > The Gas on switch is the dial light switch and the petrol tap is on the
> > floor always off when their is gas in the tank.
> > Must have really confused them especially in the dark.
> >
> > Why did they want to nick it? (Who knows)
> > Maybe wanted it as a slow getaway car, or just wanted to put some petrol

> in
> > it and see how far it went, or maybe they thought a green series 3 with
> > white doors and bonnet wouldn't look suspicious in Dewsbury at 2am in

the
> > morning whilst joy riding or just plain thick.........
> >
> > Adrian Ford
> >

>
>



 
Chris,
Live about 200 yds from ravenswharfe although never been in there.
Do you Have anything to do with Dewsbury west group in ravensthorpe.
Strange ! Once had my Library card stolen few months later got a reminder
for books valued at hundreds now thats strange.
"Chris Naylor" <neffNONSENSE@pobice.com> wrote in message
news:2o3umvF6feqnU1@uni-berlin.de...
> >

>
> Hmm, the people in dewbury are strange - they will nick anything (have you
> seen the stockpile of nicked and abandoned stuff in Dewsbury moor
> recently>).
> Some hooters broke into my mates car while we were in the pub (Ravens

Wharfe
> if you know it) on wednesday - took all our scout groups account books and

a
> load of cd's - not sure why they would want books full of useless numbers
> (no account numberts in it!)
>
> --
> Chris Naylor
> http://chrisnaylor9123.fotopic.net
> *Cut the nonsense to reply*
>
> "It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."- Spike
> Milligan
>
>



 

"Dom J" <dominic@jackson547.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:cfgur3$7b0$1@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk...
>
> "Larry" <NDA@larry-arnold.com> wrote in message
> news:2o275rF5mr1jU1@uni-berlin.de...
> > It is the school holidays in case you have not noticed, and whilst

working
> > on my landie I have been consistently pestered by kids, those not old

> enough
> > to nick cars yet (remember I live in the badlands)
> >
> > Apart from being annoyed by there persistant questioning, I am surprised

> by
> > there ignorance, as to why anyone would want a car like mine that ain't
> > fast, ain't pretty and ain't new.
> >
> >
> > --
> > Larry
> > Series 3 rust and holes

>
> I get this all the time at work. Picture the scene: Me standing

inside
> an escalator. There are steps from said Esc all over the place. Me and

my
> mate having a bad day, much head scratching going as to why this thing

wont
> work. All we get is "Is it broke Mister?" I just turn round and glare at
> them. Of course it's broken, do you think I do this for fun!!!. Oh and
> they think it is really funny to keep on stopping the Escalators by

pressing
> the emergency stop button.
>
> Dom J
>
>
>


Did they look like anyone on this site?

www.chavscum.co.uk

Arsewipes galore.

Nige


 
Adrian Ford wrote:
> Some T**T tried to steal my series 3 smashed the window broke the
> ignition but could not start it.
> The Gas on switch is the dial light switch and the petrol tap is on
> the floor always off when their is gas in the tank.
> Must have really confused them especially in the dark.
>
> Why did they want to nick it? (Who knows)
> Maybe wanted it as a slow getaway car, or just wanted to put some
> petrol in it and see how far it went, or maybe they thought a green
> series 3 with white doors and bonnet wouldn't look suspicious in
> Dewsbury at 2am in the morning whilst joy riding or just plain
> thick.........
>


Hmm, the people in dewbury are strange - they will nick anything (have you
seen the stockpile of nicked and abandoned stuff in Dewsbury moor
recently>).
Some hooters broke into my mates car while we were in the pub (Ravens Wharfe
if you know it) on wednesday - took all our scout groups account books and a
load of cd's - not sure why they would want books full of useless numbers
(no account numberts in it!)

--
Chris Naylor
http://chrisnaylor9123.fotopic.net
*Cut the nonsense to reply*

"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."- Spike
Milligan


 
> I get this all the time at work. Picture the scene: Me standing
>inside
>> an escalator. There are steps from said Esc all over the place. Me and

>my
>> mate having a bad day, much head scratching going as to why this thing

>wont
>> work. All we get is "Is it broke Mister?" I just turn round and glare at
>> them. Of course it's broken, do you think I do this for fun!!!. Oh and
>> they think it is really funny to keep on stopping the Escalators by

>pressing
>> the emergency stop button.
>>

>
>Did they look like anyone on this site?
>
>www.chavscum.co.uk
>
>Arsewipes galore.
>


Interesting. I was not aware of what a "chav" was untill now, I've
always referred to them by the somewhat clearer moniker of "dickheads"

Alex
 

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