fishface220

New Member

• Jan 8, 2006

• #1

Nothing to do with Land Rovers but made me laugh!!

www.belch.com

 

MUDDEE

New Member

• Jan 8, 2006

• #2

nice one, fishface220
QUOTE " ralf from germany offers up his tiger roar for your enjoyment" how nice.
jeeez, were do they get them, whatever next, freelanders off road .com pardon me.

 

Philthy

New Member

• Jan 12, 2006

• #3

Next thing you'll be telling us there's one for farts!!!

 

Philthy

New Member

• Jan 12, 2006

• #4

I though I'd do a bit of research - Well bugger me!

www.fart.com

 

MUDDEE

New Member

• Jan 12, 2006

• #5

you've gota be kidding...........................................aahh your not

 

fishface220

New Member

• Jan 13, 2006

• #6

There's also http://www.fartfarm.com/ for all your farting needs!

And at http://www.createfarts.com/ you can "Build your own!" ??????????????????

 

Philthy

New Member

• Jan 13, 2006

• #7

I can see no work being done this afternoon!

 

S

slob

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2006

• #8

there is also www.dump.co.uk

 

ming

SPACE TWOT

• Jan 13, 2006

• #9

thought you t****** boys might like this www.porkypig ,thats all for now folks. . .

 

Philthy

New Member

• Jan 13, 2006

• #10

I think you mean www.porkypig.com - Also it is pure chance whether you get Porky, Bugs or any of the other characters.

Even us tractor boys can manage an URL every now and then.

Maybe you'd be better looking at www.pantene.com - nice birds though

or maybe http://www.ukhairdressers.com/product_know_how/salon_equipment.asp

 

ming

SPACE TWOT

• Jan 13, 2006

• #11

Thats funny. . .sorry but not good at internet stuff, but ya got my drift. . . Ming

 

ming

SPACE TWOT

• Jan 13, 2006

• #12

I Don't need a U R L to fix a motor, just get me tools out, hair dryer curling tongs, ect . . . how many you fixed in your life time, not many i bet , Ive probably forgotten more than you would know , smart a*** . . .

 

Grippa

New Member

• Jan 13, 2006

• #13

Oh chrissakes, someone upset Ming! Burping? Goood! Farting? goood! Fixing things that shouldn't need fixing AND with curling tongs? goood!

In the words of Jack Nicholson "why can't everyone just.....get along?"

 

ming

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• Jan 13, 2006

• #14

Shut it Mucus , wot are you the saint now. . . tee hee ,

 

Grippa

New Member

• Jan 13, 2006

• #15

Ha ha, oh ****, now everyone in here is gonna call me Mucus too! I'm more concerned that I obviously can't patronise convincingly!

 

ming

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• Jan 13, 2006

• #16

Shory Marcus Just a smelling mishake if i knew wot a U R HELL was then smight snot be snow snik. . . Sming

 

S

slob

Well-Known Member

• Jan 13, 2006

• #17

oi! minger why don't you buuger orf back to the bottom of the page before i **** in yer handbag

 

ming

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• Jan 13, 2006

• #18

Yes ok, la Slob will do, miss shure , but , but just how did ya know i had a hand bag [ i hate you french butch boys] Sming ,smorry , .... Ming

 

ming

SPACE TWOT

• Jan 13, 2006

• #19

Its cos you tractor boys just dont like me in your gang. . .and i'm the new freelander boy trying to join in. . .but ya dont like me ,cos i smell nice and things. . .

 

Grippa

New Member

• Jan 13, 2006

• #20

Hell Ming mate, that doesn't look like bad spelling, more a phonetic cleft palate IMHO (God, I love nerd speak!)