bernard1971

New Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #1

Im new so apoligies for swearing but any members with vehicles not under the landrover badge and are they welcome eeeerrrmmm we welcome

 

Grippa

New Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #2

Like what?

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #3

rule 109a... no jeeps

 

Grippa

New Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #4

Aye, he fooled me cuz he kept saying he wuz worrying about it breaking down.............an' it ain't a Landerover!

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #5

you fooled me cos ah dint know what yer on abart

 

Grippa

New Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #6

His laning posts. Being all helpful cuz he sounded like he had a good auld unreliable Landy.

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #7

ah dint read them, thur too near the posh bit

 

Grippa

New Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #8

S'achally furver away from the RaaRaa lot then the Deepender bit is.

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #9

aye but you've gotta go past them.. and they all look at me

 

Grippa

New Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #10

S'tha smell that duz me, all cheap aftershave an' that...............that & the perfume frum the Gaylander lot as yer pass.

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #11

cheap aftershave ??? ah thought it wur the gin

 

Grippa

New Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #12

Pah, they cun't afford it, all their lucre goes on their 22" Carlos Fandango's and stuff.

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #13

maybe they just drink cheap aftershave and pretend its gin

 

Grippa

New Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #14

That'll be it. Anuvva Blue Stratos cocktail barsteward.................wiv a Hai Karate chaser.

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 29, 2007

• #15

and them olives are just pickled onions sprayed matt black or olive drab

 

bernard1971

New Member

• Jul 30, 2007

• #16

no i aint got a landrover yet
i have got the wifes frontera there i said it...... bought her a volvo s40.....
dont think frontera will last long the way im treating it i went through a puddle saturday and over some little bumps lol

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 30, 2007

• #17

masochist - Definitions from Dictionary.com

 

bernard1971

New Member

• Jul 30, 2007

• #18

im in pleasure hmmmmm i think not

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jul 30, 2007

• #19

bernard1971 said:

im in pleasure hmmmmm i think not

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aye thats pretty obvious

 

Grippa

New Member

• Jul 30, 2007

• #20

bernard1971 said:

no i aint got a landrover yet
i have got the wifes frontera there i said it...... bought her a volvo s40.....
dont think frontera will last long the way im treating it i went through a puddle saturday and over some little bumps lol

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Weeeeeell, yer going greenlaning & you want a Landy so can't knock you fer that.

People ask questions on here about fixing fkn Vauxhalls or some other **** FFS!