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Considering Auntie Beeb's continued anti - 4x4 stance, I thought it quite
humorous that tonight's brand new show, Torchwood had as it's main vehicle a
4x4. It looked like the gawd awful new Range Rover with bits bolted on.


 
On Sunday, in article
<z_R_g.2315$p8.606@newsfe3-win.ntli.net>
jfnfy4evr@ntlworld.com "Cyberwraith" wrote:

> Considering Auntie Beeb's continued anti - 4x4 stance, I thought it quite
> humorous that tonight's brand new show, Torchwood had as it's main vehicle a
> 4x4. It looked like the gawd awful new Range Rover with bits bolted on.


1: BBC Wales.

2: Clearly the program is taking place in an parallel universe in which
UNIT has never existed.


--
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"I am Number Two," said Penfold. "You are Number Six."
 
In message <20061022.2316.107468snz@zhochaka.org.uk>
dbell@zhochaka.org.uk ("David G. Bell") wrote:

> On Sunday, in article
> <z_R_g.2315$p8.606@newsfe3-win.ntli.net>
> jfnfy4evr@ntlworld.com "Cyberwraith" wrote:
>
> > Considering Auntie Beeb's continued anti - 4x4 stance, I thought it quite
> > humorous that tonight's brand new show, Torchwood had as it's main vehicle a
> > 4x4. It looked like the gawd awful new Range Rover with bits bolted on.

>
> 1: BBC Wales.
>
> 2: Clearly the program is taking place in an parallel universe in which
> UNIT has never existed.
>

...... and the current Range Rover doesn't look like a Range Rover
with bits bolted on! ;-)

Richard

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As an ex-employee of the Bent Bucket Corporation, you need to know that
there are 2 main types of employees -- a) those who lovingly craft
programmes, and b) journalists.

The former will give due consideration to what will present the
appropriate ethos to their production. I've not yet seen 'Torchwood',
but I expect I'll find a vehicle which conveys an amalgamation of
practicality, versatility and 'future-ness'.

Journalists, on the other hand, exist purely to scoop others, and not
be scooped themselves. Therefore they jump onto any bandwagon in order
to show not only that they too are across the mainstream, but they have
to find a new and exclusive twist to prove that they are actually AHEAD
of the pack.

So don't worry -- I doubt that the Beeb is instutionally biased against
4x4 vehicles, but it's just fashionable to be so. It would only take
one boffin to come up with impeccable research to prove that small
silver front-wheel-drive cars are the biggest known menace to the
natterjack toad, and pensioners across the land would become the object
of hate mail instead.

I experienced this at first hand when a colleague from the newsroom
asked me to come up with a possible farmer contact to give a local
twist to a story in the Daily Mail. When I said that, as the spouse of
a farmer, I could spin a contrary tale, the reporter nearly wet himself
with glee -- could I come up with an ALTERNATIVE contact instead, who
would be able to prove the Daily Mail was wrong!

I call it the 'Rottweiler Syndrome' -- have you ever noticed that it
only takes one Rottweiler to (tragically) savage a child for there to
be 4 similar stories over the next fortnight. Then it all goes quiet.
No, the Rottweilers haven't suddenly discovered how to be pussycats --
it's just that it's not fasionable to go looking for Rottweiler
stories.

GRAEME ALDOUS
Yorkshire

 
On 2006-10-23, Teeafit <teeafit@teeafit.co.uk> wrote:

> I call it the 'Rottweiler Syndrome' -- have you ever noticed that it
> only takes one Rottweiler to (tragically) savage a child for there to
> be 4 similar stories over the next fortnight.


There's a wave of killer stingrays sweeping the world at the moment,
murdering at random! Oh where will it all end!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6066862.stm

Next week: A wave of killer 300MPH jet-powered cars sweeps the land.
Oh where will it all end!

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Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
 
On or around Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:32:05 +0100, beamendsltd
<beamendsltd@btconnect.com> enlightened us thusly:

>In message <20061022.2316.107468snz@zhochaka.org.uk>
> dbell@zhochaka.org.uk ("David G. Bell") wrote:
>
>> On Sunday, in article
>> <z_R_g.2315$p8.606@newsfe3-win.ntli.net>
>> jfnfy4evr@ntlworld.com "Cyberwraith" wrote:
>>
>> > Considering Auntie Beeb's continued anti - 4x4 stance, I thought it quite
>> > humorous that tonight's brand new show, Torchwood had as it's main vehicle a
>> > 4x4. It looked like the gawd awful new Range Rover with bits bolted on.

>>
>> 1: BBC Wales.
>>
>> 2: Clearly the program is taking place in an parallel universe in which
>> UNIT has never existed.
>>

>..... and the current Range Rover doesn't look like a Range Rover
>with bits bolted on! ;-)


It only needs some nice big shiney chrome wheels and it'd look like a
drug-dealer's wagon.
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In message <1161595271.560966.285310@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
"Teeafit" <teeafit@teeafit.co.uk> wrote:

> As an ex-employee of the Bent Bucket Corporation, you need to know that
> there are 2 main types of employees -- a) those who lovingly craft
> programmes, and b) journalists.
>
> The former will give due consideration to what will present the
> appropriate ethos to their production. I've not yet seen 'Torchwood',
> but I expect I'll find a vehicle which conveys an amalgamation of
> practicality, versatility and 'future-ness'.
>
> Journalists, on the other hand, exist purely to scoop others, and not
> be scooped themselves. Therefore they jump onto any bandwagon in order
> to show not only that they too are across the mainstream, but they have
> to find a new and exclusive twist to prove that they are actually AHEAD
> of the pack.
>
> So don't worry -- I doubt that the Beeb is instutionally biased against
> 4x4 vehicles, but it's just fashionable to be so. It would only take
> one boffin to come up with impeccable research to prove that small
> silver front-wheel-drive cars are the biggest known menace to the
> natterjack toad, and pensioners across the land would become the object
> of hate mail instead.
>
> I experienced this at first hand when a colleague from the newsroom
> asked me to come up with a possible farmer contact to give a local
> twist to a story in the Daily Mail. When I said that, as the spouse of
> a farmer, I could spin a contrary tale, the reporter nearly wet himself
> with glee -- could I come up with an ALTERNATIVE contact instead, who
> would be able to prove the Daily Mail was wrong!
>
> I call it the 'Rottweiler Syndrome' -- have you ever noticed that it
> only takes one Rottweiler to (tragically) savage a child for there to
> be 4 similar stories over the next fortnight. Then it all goes quiet.
> No, the Rottweilers haven't suddenly discovered how to be pussycats --
> it's just that it's not fasionable to go looking for Rottweiler
> stories.
>
> GRAEME ALDOUS
> Yorkshire
>


All of which puts journalists in a rather bad light, to say the
least. I know they are "just doing their job"[1], but that doesn't
sit well with constant cries of "in the public interest" when
they've overstepped the mark, or get it hopelessly wrong.

Still, that's the modern world I suppose - personaly I stopped
taking journaslists seriously when the The Times ceased making
a clear distinction between the factual content of a report,
and the opinion - it might not have been the most interesting
read, but it was the news.

Richard
[1] somewhat debatable, as if they don't present all points of
view equally then what is the point of their job, other than
to entertain - which isn't journalism!

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Austin Shackles wrote:
> On or around Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:32:05 +0100, beamendsltd
> <beamendsltd@btconnect.com> enlightened us thusly:
>
>> In message <20061022.2316.107468snz@zhochaka.org.uk>
>> dbell@zhochaka.org.uk ("David G. Bell") wrote:
>>
>>> On Sunday, in article
>>> <z_R_g.2315$p8.606@newsfe3-win.ntli.net>
>>> jfnfy4evr@ntlworld.com "Cyberwraith" wrote:
>>>
>>>> Considering Auntie Beeb's continued anti - 4x4 stance, I thought
>>>> it quite humorous that tonight's brand new show, Torchwood had
>>>> as it's main vehicle a 4x4. It looked like the gawd awful new
>>>> Range Rover with bits bolted on.
>>>
>>> 1: BBC Wales.
>>>
>>> 2: Clearly the program is taking place in an parallel universe in
>>> which UNIT has never existed.
>>>

>> ..... and the current Range Rover doesn't look like a Range Rover
>> with bits bolted on! ;-)

>
> It only needs some nice big shiney chrome wheels and it'd look like
> a drug-dealer's wagon.



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Ta!
Seen a few round here, they look horrific, one even has spinny things on ffs!!

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Turbo Diesel 110 (G)
KTM 520 SX (2001)
Kawasaki ZZR 1100 (1995)

--
Ta!

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Turbo Diesel 110 (G)
KTM 520 SX (2001)
Kawasaki ZZR 1100 (1995)


 
Teeafit wrote:

|| I call it the 'Rottweiler Syndrome' -- have you ever noticed that it
|| only takes one Rottweiler to (tragically) savage a child for there to
|| be 4 similar stories over the next fortnight. Then it all goes
|| quiet. No, the Rottweilers haven't suddenly discovered how to be
|| pussycats -- it's just that it's not fasionable to go looking for
|| Rottweiler stories.

Don't forget that anything that clusters together (like a spate of
Rottweiler stories, a "hot spot" of leukaemia cases near a pylon or
whatever) is demonstrating the randomness of the distribution. People seem
to expect random events to occur at evenly spaced intervals, but if you
walked into a room where there were hundreds of rice grains spaced out
evenly every 3" on the floor, you would not assume they had just fallen
there. A cupful of rice that had been thrown would leave little piles of
rice, spaces of empty floorboards, and everything in between.

--
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==============================

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"Nige" <nigel.inceBUGGEROFF@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:N-SdnRuRx-MrKKHYRVnysg@pipex.net...
> Austin Shackles wrote:
>> On or around Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:32:05 +0100, beamendsltd
>> <beamendsltd@btconnect.com> enlightened us thusly:
>>
>>> In message <20061022.2316.107468snz@zhochaka.org.uk>
>>> dbell@zhochaka.org.uk ("David G. Bell") wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sunday, in article
>>>> <z_R_g.2315$p8.606@newsfe3-win.ntli.net>
>>>> jfnfy4evr@ntlworld.com "Cyberwraith" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Considering Auntie Beeb's continued anti - 4x4 stance, I thought
>>>>> it quite humorous that tonight's brand new show, Torchwood had
>>>>> as it's main vehicle a 4x4. It looked like the gawd awful new
>>>>> Range Rover with bits bolted on.
>>>>
>>>> 1: BBC Wales.
>>>>
>>>> 2: Clearly the program is taking place in an parallel universe in
>>>> which UNIT has never existed.
>>>>
>>> ..... and the current Range Rover doesn't look like a Range Rover
>>> with bits bolted on! ;-)

>>
>> It only needs some nice big shiney chrome wheels and it'd look like
>> a drug-dealer's wagon.

>
>
> --
> Ta!
> Seen a few round here, they look horrific, one even has spinny things on
> ffs!!
>
> Nige
>
> Subaru WRX (54)
> Land Rover Turbo Diesel 110 (G)
> KTM 520 SX (2001)
> Kawasaki ZZR 1100 (1995)
>
> --
> Ta!
>
> Nige
>
> Subaru WRX (54)
> Land Rover Turbo Diesel 110 (G)
> KTM 520 SX (2001)
> Kawasaki ZZR 1100 (1995)

ROFL a local supermarket was selling chav special spinner wheel trims like
Savage trims but 10 to the n times as tacky, so the scally mobiles were
sporting them for a short while till the uberchavs with proper alloys took
the p*ss not seen any for a while seems even chavs have standards

Derek


 
Oh dear. Even the name is crap, it's just an anagram of Doctor Who.

<sigh>

--
Neil


 
On Tue, 24 Oct 2006 13:15:42 +0100, Neil Brownlee
<n.brownlee@pccontrolNOSPAMsystems.com> wrote:

> it's just an anagram of Doctor Who.


isn't that the point?

--
William Tasso

Land Rover - 110 V8
Discovery - V8
 
On or around Tue, 24 Oct 2006 13:15:42 +0100, "Neil Brownlee"
<n.brownlee@pccontrolNOSPAMsystems.com> enlightened us thusly:

>Oh dear. Even the name is crap, it's just an anagram of Doctor Who.
>
><sigh>


apparently they used it as code while they were planning the re-launch of Dr
OHO.
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"If you cannot mould yourself as you would wish, how can you expect
other people to be entirely to your liking?"
Thomas À Kempis (1380 - 1471) Imitation of Christ, I.xvi.
 

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