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Hirsty's

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• Oct 14, 2006

• #1

So why do I have to get an emissions cert for my Defender ???


http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_6040000/newsid_6046900/6046962.stm
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beamendsltd

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• Oct 14, 2006

• #2

In message <Wd2Yg.20721$Fx4.17996@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net>
"Hirsty's" <magnum.458@ntlworld.com> wrote:

> So why do I have to get an emissions cert for my Defender ???
>
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> http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_6040000/newsid_6046900/6046962.stm

If the whole human race stopped breathing out things would be
greatly improved. As this is unlikely until George rules the world,
it would be nice if politicians and scientists who can't get Papers
published without being silly did.

Richard

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William Tasso

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• Oct 14, 2006

• #3

On Sat, 14 Oct 2006 10:37:58 +0100, Hirsty's <magnum.458@ntlworld.com>
wrote:

> So why do I have to get an emissions cert for my Defender ???
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_6040000/newsid_6046900/6046962.stm

because you're an easy target. You have options ...
o run along, be a good boy and just do what the nice man in the suit says
o ignore the whole issue and go underground.

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Austin Shackles

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• Oct 14, 2006

• #4

On or around Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:37:58 GMT, "Hirsty's"
<magnum.458@ntlworld.com> enlightened us thusly:

>So why do I have to get an emissions cert for my Defender ???
>
>
>http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_6040000/newsid_6046900/6046962.stm

this is the farting cattle again, isn't it... not even a new story - it was
first aired years ago, I recall Ester Rantzen mistakenly thinking it should
have been "farming cattle".

besides, if you stop having cows and sheep, then everyone will be veggies
and living on beans, so the people will fart more...
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"Quos deus vult perdere, prius dementat" Euripedes, quoted in
Boswell's "Johnson".

 

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Alex

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• Oct 14, 2006

• #5

On Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:37:58 GMT, "Hirsty's" <magnum.458@ntlworld.com>
wrote:

>So why do I have to get an emissions cert for my Defender ???
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>http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_6040000/newsid_6046900/6046962.stm

Well, if you can think of a cost effective way to fit catalytic
converters to cow arses.........

Alex

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Oct 14, 2006

• #6

some ky and a big hammer

 

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Ian Rawlings

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• Oct 14, 2006

• #7

On 2006-10-14, Alex <nospam.alex@cbmsys.co.uk> wrote:

> Well, if you can think of a cost effective way to fit catalytic
> converters to cow arses.........

Keep the cows in polytunnels, pipe fresh air in, methane out, and sell
it as natural gas!

Patent pending.

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