Series71

Space man
ere if the posh bastids are whinin about gettin a td5 section and the miss firing v8's get a section can the poorest farkers have a oil burner/doozel section ???
 
ere if the posh bastids are whinin about gettin a td5 section and the miss firing v8's get a section can the poorest farkers have a oil burner/doozel section ???

And then there'll be a vegoil/chip fat section and then ratty will go off on a tangent about chippies............
Ferkin ell - when will it end?
 
good choice of garden ornament, just dont let the moss take hold!! weedkiller-wax, reckon il take it to Dragons Den!!
 
....we want a jonny machine in the cafe and a porno page for drapeing girls flaps on range rover flanged arches....

jonny machine in the cafe? gotta be careful what you wrap ya sausage in down ere then, any ladies in the cafe might have a bite of the wrong sausage ........
 
there's a few who could happily sit in the dummy spitting section. could even give them a drop down menu of people to blame when something goes wrong and they wanna deny all responsibility.

menu options ....

its the responsibility of VOSA
the MOT should find it
your an idiot
she's an idiot
pull your head outta your arse
 
shocks and springs are on, half of the bushes are done, and fitted the disks and pads an flushed the brake fluid, snorkels fitted and the tyres are outta the kitchen and on the car at last!! oh and changed the oil in the axles.

got a new shopping list tho :( need a new oil pressure switch, and the rubber donut on the rear prop needs replacing cause its starting to split. it never ends :mad: me passenger window dont go down, and ive got oil underneith even tho im not loosing any oil :confused:

wanna buy a disco lol
 
good on ya mate, works hard to find at the mo so glad you got somethin. reckon it'll stay a temp thing or would ya go perm if ya could?
 
i'd love it to be permanent but i dont think its going to happen...condor is pretty quiet in the winter !
 

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