*minty* · Jan 9, 2009

Hi all, Im a Landroverless female

but will accept a free one if offered.

Pikey · Jan 9, 2009

Hello and welcome to the LoonyZone. I'll be happy to give ya one

Sean · Jan 9, 2009

a free what ?

ratty · Jan 9, 2009

Welcome to landyzone.

I'm sure someone can sort you out with a ride.

DISCOV8 · Jan 9, 2009

:jaw: bloody L pikey theres no stoppn u :kiss: welcome young ladyeee

Pikey · Jan 9, 2009

DISCOV8 said:
:jaw: bloody L pikey theres no stoppn u :kiss: welcome young ladyeee

:bowl:

BOOMER · Jan 9, 2009

Wot you need is a big throbbing......................

........................VEE EIGHT :welcome:

Pikey · Jan 9, 2009

BoomerV8 said:
Wot you need is a big throbbing......................EIGHT INCHES :welcome:

I've already offered.. :dance:

But thanks for the recommendation

ratty · Jan 9, 2009

BoomerV8 said:
Wot you need is a big throbbing......................

........................VEE EIGHT :welcome:

Don't you mean 110 inches of pure pleasure?

BOOMER · Jan 9, 2009

Eight inches tall, yer leprechaun

Pikey · Jan 9, 2009

ratty said:
Don't you mean 1.10 inches of pure pleasure?

No I think she was looking for something a little more substantial :drum: :boink: :boink:

ratty · Jan 9, 2009

redhand said:
No I think she was looking for something a little more substantial :drum: :boink: :boink:

Well what does it matter with 130bhp to push it in with.

BOOMER · Jan 9, 2009

ratty said:
Don't you mean 110 inches of pure pleasure?

With a rotten drop arm ball joint

ratty · Jan 9, 2009

BoomerV8 said:
With a rotten track rod end

Get it right. It's me balls I got a problem wiv.

ratty · Jan 9, 2009

theys gone all stiff

BOOMER · Jan 9, 2009

ratty said:
Don't you mean 110 inches of pure pleasure?

ratty said:
Get it right. It's me balls I got a problem wiv.

Yeah, they could drop off at any time

Pikey · Jan 9, 2009

BoomerV8 said:
With a rotten track rod end

Thought it was only happy when it was halfway into a stinky pool of ****, anyway

BOOMER · Jan 9, 2009

redhand said:
Thought it was only happy when it was halfway into a stinky pool of ****, anyway

Or sideways in a ditch

ratty · Jan 9, 2009

BoomerV8 said:
Yeah, they could drop off at any time

not nessy-celary

It won't if I don't drive it.

ratty · Jan 9, 2009

BoomerV8 said:
Or sideways in a ditch

I wuz depth testing I tell ya.

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