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Hi all! I'm a new member and thought it best stick my head through the door here first (wherever here is). Crikey, not easy for newbies to find how to post their first message is it? :confused: It is? :doh: Oh alright then! :D

Right I have a question for you lot...nah, I'll leave that for that later.

My name is Jay and I live in Dorset with my partner Jo, 2 cats, 1 mutt, 2 rabbits a Triumph Sprint and a Moto Guzzi chop.

Cheers DG!
 
:D may I be the first to take the **** then :D


Unless of course you want to give me your Guzzi as a bribe to keep my mouth shut ;)

:welcome2: to the asylum, fasten your seatbelts; it can be a bumpy ride! :D
 
LRD5 said:
Hi all! I'm a new member and thought it best stick my head through the door here first (wherever here is). Crikey, not easy for newbies to find how to post their first message is it? :confused: It is? :doh: Oh alright then! :D

Right I have a question for you lot...nah, I'll leave that for that later.

My name is Jay and I live in Dorset with my partner Jo, 2 cats, 1 mutt, 2 rabbits a Triumph Sprint and a Moto Guzzi chop.

Cheers DG!
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so where are you in dorset ? i'm up in the east in cranborne
 
Dirty Gertie said:
:D may I be the first to take the **** then :D


Unless of course you want to give me your Guzzi as a bribe to keep my mouth shut ;)

:welcome2: to the asylum, fasten your seatbelts; it can be a bumpy ride! :D
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No you're alright DG, I'll settle for the **** take cheers.:D
 
90boy said:
ffs its not that hard to post on here
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It's not that hard to drive a car either or ride a bike...when you know how.
I guess I'm just a bit contemptuous on a bike through familiarity.

I'll take that as your greeting then. :D
 
LRD5 said:
It's not that hard to drive a car either or ride a bike...when you know how.
I guess I'm just a bit contemptuous on a bike through familiarity.

I'll take that as your greeting then. :D
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Wait till you see his hair style? you'll see why he's a miserable fooker:D Welcome to the loony zone anyway.. :D :D
 
redhand said:
Wait till you see his hair style? you'll see why he's a miserable fooker:D Welcome to the loony zone anyway.. :D :D
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Is it like this???
 

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Forsaken1 said:
Come on they all live in one house in Dorset! ;)

Welcome to the loonyzone we throw stones in here, my self I have at least 9 I wanna give away so either duck or catch the buggers! :D
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Hmmm, I'm beginning to think there is no such thing as a forum/message board where stones aren't thrown from time to time. Me? I live in a glass house! :D

Thanks for the welcome.
 
LRD5 said:
Hmmm, I'm beginning to think there is no such thing as a forum/message board where stones aren't thrown from time to time.
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What a load of bollox. We don't throw stones here. We just spit our dummies out.:p

:Cry::hurt:

Welcome to landyzone mate.:)
 
i aint throwin stones or dummy spittin i'm cookin a roast ,watchin battle of the bulge and trying to watch LZ
 
LRD5 said:
No you're alright DG, I'll settle for the **** take cheers.:D
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Arse!! I've always fancied a Guzzler an a chop'd be ideal; me bein' a shortarse n all that.....


Right, I'll just tell everyone you PM'd me for nooby-instructions then!! :p

(Did I come across as the 'helpful auntie' type??? :confused: - I must be slipping!!!)
 
ratty said:
What a load of bollox. We don't throw stones here. We just spit our dummies out.:p

:Cry::hurt:

Welcome to landyzone mate.:)
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Cheers bud! Great I have a whole load of dummies that are well over due a damn good re-commissioning. :D

Ps: What's your Spiders name, or is it an Ant?
 
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