When they're good, they're fookin good, when they're bad, by god it's like the world has fallen out of your arze.
I worked in a few Indian kitchens all but one were immaculate, the one that wasn't was a carry out
& got busted for drugs the cops emptied out all the spices & 3 tubs were full of bags of heroin ffs
We got a curry from the place in the next village the other night ….never again I had a bum like a jap flag the next day !!!
& got busted for drugs the cops emptied out all the spices & 3 tubs were full of bags of heroin ffs
We got a curry from the place in the next village the other night ….never again I had a bum like a jap flag the next day !!!
neilly
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My Mates local indian.
Opening day.... one of the patrons had a piece of chewing gum , so she put on a piece of lettuce on the side salad....obviously did not eat it. Was sent back to the kitchen when they finished their meals
While drinking the coffee , a lady at the next table exclaimed in disgust that she had a piece of something in her lettuce..guess what??
Now that is recycling.
Cheers
Opening day.... one of the patrons had a piece of chewing gum , so she put on a piece of lettuce on the side salad....obviously did not eat it. Was sent back to the kitchen when they finished their meals
While drinking the coffee , a lady at the next table exclaimed in disgust that she had a piece of something in her lettuce..guess what??
Now that is recycling.
Cheers
Last curry i had gave me the $hits.
Prefer a good Pizza
I Had a 12" spicy mince beef with extra green chilli's tonight not on the menu but the lads make it for me, superb
Henry_b
Think outside, no box required.
I Had a 12" spicy mince beef with extra green chilli's tonight not on the menu but the lads make it for me, superb
Lucky sod..
just finished me Tesco's value thin crust pepperoni
Coz i like to splash out,
Lucky sod..
just finished me Tesco's value thin crust pepperoni
Coz i like to splash out,
I do like the thin crusts tho
might go & have another slice....I think the next time il get him to cut it into 4 slices as I couldn't eat 8
Henry_b
Think outside, no box required.
I do like the thin crusts tho
I think the next time il get him to cut it into 4 slices as I couldn't eat 8
The thin crust is quite small i 'ave had a complete pizza and am still peckish..
Once i find the fookin dog i'll stick another one in the oven
The thin crust is quite small i 'ave had a complete pizza and am still peckish..
Once i find the fookin dog i'll stick another one in the oven
Since this isn't anything goes I will refrain with my first answer lol & I hope you
enjoy the 2nd round
Didn't go for another slice we had spicy chilly oat cakes with a mix of cranberry cheese & smoked ham
washed down with a rum n coke
Henry_b
Think outside, no box required.
Since this isn't anything goes I will refrain with my first answer lol & I hope you
enjoy the 2nd round
Didn't go for another slice we had spicy chilly oat cakes with a mix of cranberry cheese & smoked ham
washed down with a rum n coke
Hmm Rum & Coke..
Try a Whisky and Lemonade!
Henry_b
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Lemonade
Has to be good lemonade!
not the value shyte that tastes like ****
whites lemonade is nice!
Has to be good lemonade!
not the value shyte that tastes like ****
whites lemonade is nice!
We got some from aldi today stupid price of 20 odd pence & its very nice I was really surprized
Henry_b
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We got some from aldi today stupid price of 20 odd pence & its very nice I was really surprized
Ya holding ya nose when drinking it!!
some value stuff is ok, i would advise you stay away from lidil or tescos value lemonade
Ya holding ya nose when drinking it!!
some value stuff is ok, i would advise you stay away from lidil or tescos value lemonade
Don't usually buy cheapo gear but it was for a BBQ & everyone liked it (thank fook) or id be down the coop
robbing gits
but its only 100 yards away & open till 11pm
Don't usually buy cheapo stuff eh?
I'll believe you, most wouldn't
On my 2nd pint of whisky and lemonade now..
It ain't too strong, honestly officer
No Cheapo gear here sunny
Henry_b
Think outside, no box required.
That is the epitome of good whiskey..
ya lucky sod..
