This looks like another circular conversation: OP posts summat, we offer solutions; thread digresses, we discuss politics/quantum mechanics/Cilla Black/round black things.
Thread gets 23,512 views from guests on 21 replies.
Thread dies.
Somebody else joins, asks about tyres/egr/hinges for a cat flap/bad earth on a V8.
We answer sensibly/take the pîss...
OP never comes back...
Newbie joins, asks why his gaylander back window ðoesn't work after he changes his battery, I say a naughty word then another naughty word followed by off and another sweary word. Someone concurrs, someone from the gaylander section says 'now, now, take no notice of the nasty men, come and use my GHD's'...
A ttratteter says summat about the doors falling off, I ask about red tratters and hills and pigs.
New members of all denominations ask "what?" then put a poll up asking summat particurlaly STOOPID without the obligatory BoB option that they don't know about because they're noobs...
Time for my nytol now.