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SPACE TWOT
Its wif great sadness [sniff] that i have to report that are ole mucker un gaylander chum ,who in the past has bin ma right hand man in defendin the gaylander bit , from the slitty invaders un rufty tufty tratter boys, has [i dunt fink i can say it]. . . .gulp. . . .gone un defected to the dark side . . . . .i know this is gonna be er great shock to the die hard gaylander folk,but be brave , he must have banged his head or summit, . . . . .yes he's gone un got imself er bleedin tratter. . . . .he is famed for his mondo mode un helped me in the past ta batton the hatches when the tratter boys blue up our pub. . . .now he's sat int car park talkin all tratter talk wiff the rufty tufty boys. . . .but pleeze dont git huffy wiff im , jist remember that, if we are week we could all fall too the dark side un go out un buy er tratter or even worse buy er slitty. . . . . .
