ming

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sniff . . .is name is porky. . . .last seen in rufty tufty gaylander pub smokin er bunker buster ,ginin to im by the nasty slippy hat man, responds to the name porky , like chewin = pigs ear, eatin 10mm nuts, un worring pigs, pet hates= tratter boys, slitty hat man, yella, . . . .any infomation please post here , a reward er bottle er red eye fer return er the mutt. . . .
 
sniff . . .is name is porky. . . .last seen in rufty tufty gaylander pub smokin er bunker buster ,ginin to im by the nasty slippy hat man, responds to the name porky , like chewin = pigs ear, eatin 10mm nuts, un worring pigs, pet hates= tratter boys, slitty hat man, yella, . . . .any infomation please post here , a reward er bottle er red eye fer return er the mutt. . . .

Sorry Ming, fink e was upset afta that Spar incident, I did tell im everyfing was alrite! e musta been feelin guilty. double sniff!
 
dont be silly.
If yella has him - Yella mite make the mutt do a tv interview and then be decapitated live :D
 
careful, this is ming's beloved hound we are dealing with here. Surely by some unwritten code of conduct of the forum we should all gather round and offer him words of comfort in his hour of need, and join forces to gang up on evil yella till porky is returned safe and well and ming can smile again.

either that or slap him till he stops crying

Come to think of it, why dunt he just send up some space rocket technology and track him?
 
oh yes - words of comfort.....



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my leg is feelin betta already :D
 
so, is yella bluffing?
is the scabby mutt actually in baysingstokes, or even cornwall?
 
careful, yella might decide to send proof ee's got 'im, like a paw or bit of tail or summint

Maybe we should get yella to post a piccy of porky with todays paper to prove ee really as got him
 
ok 2 bottles er friggin red eye[this is really costin me + all the worry] who's gonna gonna elp all the gaylander folk wiff problems. . . .but i have susspishions of who could switch his hovana too er bunker buster ,then kidnapp im. . . .one was seen lurkin wiff er funny type er hat on ,tother smells orf ****. . . . .nuff said :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
can't believe the badness running through this forum, I fort we wuz all spozed to be friends and stuff and helping each other out, not kidnapping beloved companions (unless anyone wants me doris)
 
we is happy frendly bunnies (except fur PaulB) but when yu had ya leg humped every time yu go into the gaylander - the enthusiasm wears orf.



plys clay porky shooting is FUN!
 
reet then minge, im sendin yer a tape recordin ter prove the flea bitten bastard is still alive, in it he says everything is fine and he's being well looked after, his voice sounds a bit strained but thats cos i was tuppin him at the time ;)
 
Dunt believe him, I seen a delivery to the gaylanders of Porky Scratchins
 
reet then minge, im sendin yer a tape recordin ter prove the flea bitten bastard is still alive, in it he says everything is fine and he's being well looked after, his voice sounds a bit strained but thats cos i was tuppin him at the time ;)
you . . . .you. . . .fffff. . . . .harm er hair on his head en you will pay dear yella. . . . . . .ok wot yer want then
 

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