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Reet . . .we do all fancy wines un posh cocktails spirits un zog red eye , dont have any riff raff in ear un mind your langauge [accy gits upset]no tractors int car park ,only clean gaylanders [snort] special offer today . . .floppy hat cocktail buy one get one free. . . .parp!!!who did that , ar sid who did that? . . . gulp oh porky, that is ok then, he's not bin well. . . .:D :D :D
 
right, i've parked me deepender on top of that gaylander.
pint of mild barmaid.
don't worry about the stuff on me wellies - it'll sweep up when it dries.
 
Treworgey 90 said:
right, i've parked me deepender on top of that gaylander.
pint of mild barmaid.
don't worry about the stuff on me wellies - it'll sweep up when it dries.
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Yup trew . . .fink ya scared the bar staff orft. . . .dunt worry i'll serve ya. . .on the hoose ,first custumer un all , here is ya mild. . .wanna cherry in that. . . . .titter:D :D :D
 
trew. . .this is er trendy wine bar. . . un you ask fer pickled eggs. . . . .hang on got er load ere , might join ya. . . .;)
 
yup - pickled egg in a bag o pork scratchins wiv a pint of mild - heaven
 
Right then !
A pint of Whiskey for me and the misses and liter of ep90 for me landy and hold the poofy trimmings.
Got any cheese and onion ?
 
nah, yull make me take me wellies off as well
an i bet yer dont sell scrumpy
 
we got cider from the wood. . .cherry wiv that sir. . .er trew put yer wellies back on pleese as yer makin porky howl. . . . . .:eek:
 
that's not me feet, it's cause i kicked him in the b***s fer tryin ter hump me leg
 
Bluddy eck Trewy - yu trying to take over the forum? - I think yu musta hit every sub forum on here.:eek:

I can see Porky is lookin fur trubble! Wheres mi zapper:D
 
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