lanes nearest you are always going to be closer. ;)

thats todays free advise.

Anyone else for advise?

Relationship advice maybe? :D :lol:
 
blue beasty said:
That's easy.......end every statement with ''........and would you like a glass of wine?''
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dont want to talk about wine tonight please. i just had 3 bottle of sicillian red, now im felng a bit blurry.

And i drunk dialled, which is never good. the wife isnt best pleased :(
 
Just had a look for you mate and there's Greenbank, School, Marshall and Riddings lanes pretty close to you according to giggle earth. ;)
 
But he doesn't want to know about lanes.

He wants to know if he lives nearer to north wales or midlands or Peak District :rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
suew said:
But he doesn't want to know about lanes.

He wants to know if he lives nearer to north wales or midlands or Peak District :rolleyes::rolleyes:
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Sorry , i just stuck northwich in and loomed in.

I'd have thought north Wales would be closest but is he actually from there or is he really a fen tiger with dyslexia or ****y auto correct?
:confused2:
 
bushwwacker said:
Sorry , i just stuck northwich in and loomed in.

I'd have thought north Wales would be closest but is he actually from there or is he really a fen tiger with dyslexia or ****y auto correct?
:confused2:
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:eek::eek: I worked out fen tiger with dyslexia but what the hell is a ****y auto correct :D:D:D
 
bushwwacker said:
It's a bit like our poirat members but mine does it without telling me i.e.loomed instead of looked. :)

D'you reckon op's got lost somewhere? :D
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Not sure you can GET lost when you don't know where you live in relation to anywhere else :confused::confused: You would be permanently lost :eek:
 
suew said:
Not sure you can GET lost when you don't know where you live in relation to anywhere else :confused::confused: You would be permanently lost :eek:
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I don't know, i know one or two like that !

I had a blonde moment earlier trying to work out why i coulde n't see emley moor mast from the dining room table and even commented on the fact it was 'missing '.

Then i realised it was raining ! :brick::doh::doh::doh:
 
Have to admit I offered to drop an inner tube off for another member who I know lives in the same town.

Got the address, put it in my Sat Nav, drove a mile round the roads. Got to his house and realised I could see mine, could have walked 20 yards down the footpath :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
Easy done with them fangled things, it was appn Ming fiddling with his (moderator: bloody auto correct ) messerator again ! ;)
 
bushwwacker said:
Easy done with them fangled things, it was appn Ming fiddling with his (moderator: bloody auto correct ) messerator again ! ;)
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More like I have lived here nearly two years and never actually walked anywhere :eek:

Just get in the car and drive off
 
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