Found this and thought I would share it with you all,

Our father,
Which art in mud,four wheeling be thy name,
To thy trails we come,
The maintenance be done,
In garages,
As it is in the field.
Give us this day our daily drive,
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those that trespass on us,
And lead us not unto illegal green lanes
But deliver us from shopping trips
For thine is clearance,
The articulation,
And the traction forever.
AMEN

very good that..

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I shall be passing that off as the English version of the lords prayerto my neighbour the priest from now on its excellent