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DomsDefender

New Member

• Oct 15, 2014

• #1

Hi everyone, I'm Dom new to LZ.

I have a wife for sale if anyone is interested, gutted but I'm getting grief from the wife as we have three cars and still no kids!

I will be getting another one again!!

Would rather it go to genuine lover than we buy any wife jokers!

Cheers

One sad wife riding Dom )-:

 

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biggeeeee

Retired - Living the dream

• Oct 15, 2014

• #2

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Good one!

 

top-cat

Well-Known Member

• Oct 15, 2014

• #3

Ill give you £1k for it

 

blue beasty

Leaks an prone to bits dropping off

• Oct 15, 2014

• #4

Is that legal?

 

biggeeeee

Retired - Living the dream

• Oct 15, 2014

• #5

If you want I'll have a go with your wife for you as long as shes not a munter, if you're not up to the job

 

GRATCH

HUGE MEMBER

• Oct 15, 2014

• #6

I'll give you half a mars bar. It's likely to be the only offer you get before this gets removed.

 

blue beasty

Leaks an prone to bits dropping off

• Oct 15, 2014

• #7

top-cat said:

Ill give you £1k for it

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You desperate or summink?

 

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defenderfatboy

Member

• Oct 15, 2014

• #8

any chance of a testdrive?

 

Muds

Country bumpkin

• Oct 15, 2014

• #9

DomsDefender said:

Hi everyone, I'm Dom new to LZ.

I have a wife for sale if anyone is interested, gutted but I'm getting grief from the wife as we have three cars and still no kids!

I will be getting another one again!!

Would rather it go to genuine lover than we buy any wife jokers!

Cheers

One sad wife riding Dom )-:

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Lol ...you clearly bought the wrong model

 

wattfield

AKA Dirk Diggler

• Oct 15, 2014

• #10

What year is she? Is her chassis in good nick? What's her kerb weight?

 

biggeeeee

Retired - Living the dream

• Oct 15, 2014

• #11

wattfield said:

What year is she? Is her chassis in good nick? What's her kerb weight?

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Oi, there's a batting order, get in line

(Post #5)

 

DiscoPol

Well-Known Member

• Oct 15, 2014

• #12

:nopics:

 

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defenderfatboy

Member

• Oct 15, 2014

• #13

does she backfire on the over run?......much smoke from the rear exhaust? always able to start her? even in the morning when the fuel tank is really full.........

 

Yoyodyne

Well-Known Member

• Oct 15, 2014

• #14

DomsDefender said:

I'm getting grief from the wife as we have three cars and still no kids!

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They must have brought tears to her eyes

Think I'll give it a miss this time but welcome to the mad place

 

Turboman

Mab An Gov

• Oct 15, 2014

• #15

blue beasty said:

Is that legal?

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Surely not? He hasn't posted fifty times

 

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freelander1958

Active Member

• Oct 15, 2014

• #16

sale or return ,can you deliver welcome to the forum

 

tina2709

Well-Known Member

• Oct 15, 2014

• #17

:welcome2: you'll fit right in here!

 

biggeeeee

Retired - Living the dream

• Oct 15, 2014

• #18

Think he was a one post wonder and when his spam was changed he bolted.

 

Littelwill

Well-Known Member

• Oct 15, 2014

• #19

Id say he's more likely just had his PC shoved up his arse for trying to sell his wife lol

 

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DomsDefender

New Member

• Oct 18, 2014

• #20

Fantastic!