Lenny1969

New Member

• Apr 8, 2006

• #1

Went down to Yellas castle today as he kindly offered to help me out with a few bits and bobs. Ended up i supplied the ciggies and banter while he did the work and provided the coffee, i thought it was a right result.....ha.

Anyway, i did warn him that nothing, NOTHING i get involved in with cars goes to plan. So after a quick check of front wheel for a noise that i had, and deciding everything was ok (and after replacing steering damper) he said to bring disco down off ramps. And the handbrake cable snapped......lol.

I warned him.

 

helpme

Active Member

• Apr 8, 2006

• #2

so you had a fun day your not very lucky with cars are you lenny

 

Lenny1969

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• Apr 8, 2006

• #3

You wont believe this, but for the last 15 years ive made a decent living out of them. But the last 6 months has fooked me right off big time.

 

helpme

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• Apr 8, 2006

• #4

we all hit times like that lenny its a right kick in the bollocks

 

yella

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• Apr 8, 2006

• #5

he's lucky i didn't kick him in the bollocks. he forgot to mention he turned up 2 hours late and by the time he managed to snap his handbrake cable all the motor factors were closed. as for supplying the fags, i managed to cream 2, yes 2 out of him, where as he got 3 cups of nescafe AND a jam doughnut.mind you the banter wasn't too bad(for a plastic scouser)

 

helpme

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• Apr 8, 2006

• #6

did he get his hands dirty

 

yella

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• Apr 8, 2006

• #7

not feckin likely, i made him keep em in his own pockets, you are forgetting he is a scouser

 

helpme

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• Apr 8, 2006

• #8

very true just thought he might of fell over

 

Lenny1969

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• Apr 8, 2006

• #9

yella disco said:

he's lucky i didn't kick him in the bollocks. he forgot to mention he turned up 2 hours late and by the time he managed to snap his handbrake cable all the motor factors were closed. as for supplying the fags, i managed to cream 2, yes 2 out of him, where as he got 3 cups of nescafe AND a jam doughnut.mind you the banter wasn't too bad(for a plastic scouser)

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Firstly, i WAS NOT 2 hours late. I was about 45 minutes, done with the good intention of giving YOU a lie in bed. And i was only late cuz Jane kept taking me round ****in mountains.

I didnt snap my handbrake cable, it only broke AFTER you touched the car, it was fine till then.

As for fags, ok, i admit it may have been 2, but only because he was too busy breaking handbrake cables to stop and smoke.

Nescafe my arse, it was my mums finest in a nescafe jar.

And the jam doughnut was forced upon me, i tried to fight it i really did, but i was overpowered.

And i had to keep writing the banter down as the thick **** didnt get the jokes........lol

 

yella

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• Apr 8, 2006

• #10

it wasnt that i didn't get the jiokes, i was struggling to understand his scally accent, and for some reason he kept calling me lar.

 

Lenny1969

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• Apr 8, 2006

• #11

And, i might add, his charming wife is nothing like he says on the forum. She was polite and friendly and quite attractive.

Quite the opposite of him as it happens

 

yella

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• Apr 8, 2006

• #12

she said she was smiling to be polite but once he went she said she couldn't understand a word he said

 

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• Apr 8, 2006

• #13

Lenny1969 said:

And, i might add, his charming wife is nothing like he says on the forum. She was polite and friendly and quite attractive.

Quite the opposite of him as it happens

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Probably being friendly to keep an eye on you & make sure you kept away from the telly & dvd player