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disco dawson

New Member

• Jul 29, 2014

• #1

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Kind regards


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Last edited by a moderator: Jul 29, 2014

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• Jul 29, 2014

• #2

Spam spam
spam

 

blue beasty

Leaks an prone to bits dropping off

• Jul 29, 2014

• #3

If I didn't know better it would look like you're some sort of cheapskate outfit that's trying to advertise for free without contacting admin first :doh::doh:

My rusty bullethole may aleady be beyond saving, do you think your green spam would be of any benefit?

 

Skinny Mike

Well-Known Member

• Jul 29, 2014

• #4

Spam, but funny
Mike