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parnas

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Been snoopin around the forum for a while, no questions as yet until now - bought a Freelander 1.8 last year in the snow - last 4x4 left for sale in the world! Then checked what they're like - oh sh*t. HGF 3 days after purchase - dealer fixed it though out of the kindness of his heart. I've bought matches but not used them just yet. Anyhooo, the question is - how can a Freelander be gay, it's tempremental, quirky and expensive - clearly female....
 
Because it offroads like you imagine a faggot would :p plus it looks like something elton john would drive……..and hippo owns one

I'd use the matches and claim your insurance then get a real LR :D
 
If you start it up and put a brick on the pedal you can get it to light itself up :) about the only useful thing it'll probably do


However I'd go for the long wick in the petrol tank method, sit back in a deck chair with some beers and watch it go up in flames :D
 
parnas said:
Been snoopin around the forum for a while, no questions as yet until now - bought a Freelander 1.8 last year in the snow - last 4x4 left for sale in the world! Then checked what they're like - oh sh*t. HGF 3 days after purchase - dealer fixed it though out of the kindness of his heart. I've bought matches but not used them just yet. Anyhooo, the question is - how can a Freelander be gay, it's tempremental, quirky and expensive - clearly female....
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They're not gay and nor are thier owners. Nowt wrong wiv Freelanders.
 
GayMyspace.jpg
 
mad git said:
I couldn't have said it better, :D Hi Doc, how are the twins :D:eek:
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I thought it might be befitting :p


I'll find out tomorrow ;) not been in there for a while due to landrover problems :mad: on the plus side I made a good deal with dad about paying the bill :D bought him some roof bars for his disco and he's paying the bill for my glow plugs and labour :cool:
 
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