Mr Universe

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As you may have already guessed...im P***ed.

Some Tw*ts tried to steal me Defender outside my house lastnight. It was dicsovered at 7 this morning in the middle of the road!

They have broken the steering lock and the key will not turn the ignition barrel.

Everything inside: Cigs, Jack, Tow Ropes, Tow Ball, etc etc have been left untouched.

Im hoping they come back for it....cos ill be sleeping with one eye open.....with my SHOTGUN!!

I cant beleive it. It is the most disheartening feeling Ever.

Im certain that my must have been eyeing it up in the last few days because i got a puncture on Tuesday. So it was sat outside my house with a rear offside puncture. I fixed it last night and left it outside the house and the W*****s tried stealing it! They must have been waiting!!

Anyway, just thought id get it of my chest a little. Im in need of a new ignition barrel and steering lock....any recommendations?

I think im going to invest in an alarm for it.
 
As you may have already guessed...im P***ed.

Some Tw*ts tried to steal me Defender outside my house lastnight. It was dicsovered at 7 this morning in the middle of the road!

They have broken the steering lock and the key will not turn the ignition barrel.

Everything inside: Cigs, Jack, Tow Ropes, Tow Ball, etc etc have been left untouched.

Im hoping they come back for it....cos ill be sleeping with one eye open.....with my SHOTGUN!!

I cant beleive it. It is the most disheartening feeling Ever.

Im certain that my must have been eyeing it up in the last few days because i got a puncture on Tuesday. So it was sat outside my house with a rear offside puncture. I fixed it last night and left it outside the house and the W*****s tried stealing it! They must have been waiting!!

Anyway, just thought id get it of my chest a little. Im in need of a new ignition barrel and steering lock....any recommendations?

I think im going to invest in an alarm for it.

Sorry to hear that mate. I've had the same misfortune twice now with landys and once with my truck.:mad::mad::mad:

A steering lock is cheap as chips. £30 from paddocks.:)
 
like of said before make a bed of nails and put it under a seat cover so when they sit down they get more than they bargined for and then they wont be back
 
haha anti pikey o leave it unlocked with the drivers window open but stick a shotgun through it and stick a block on the other door making sure its locked tie one peice of rope the the trigger and the other to the drivers door handle on the inside now when they open the door the gun will fire shooting them problem solved
 
ooo stick a black binbag over the end of the gun so the intriged and open the door and dnt just see a shotgun
 
I have some anti rape alarms lying loose under the seat pads with the chords clipped to the door handles for now. They are ****in noisy and the Alsation goes buck mad when I set them off.
 
If PC plod bother to investigate...normally after long phone call to chief constable even to get fingerprint team out (not individual coppers fault but the system) and they do get a hit on the ****ers that did it then ensure you keep track of court appearances and at each one make sure that you sit as close to the bastards talking loudly enough for them to realise what you intend to do with their scrotum an air nailer and a tree in the wilderness.....

Had a car of mine damaged ""once"" and the above process ensured that the little **** went to prison for 3 months...paid me compensation (admittedly not to full value of damage) and on release moved to Cornwall from Manchester (sorry Cornwall)....

Although I never discussed this locally, it didnt take long for the info to get round...and as these things get embelished in the telling it wasnt long before I heard that I'd actually nailed him to a tree....

Job done:flame2:
 

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