angus mcoatup

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The BBC has decided to re-do Dad's Army..The following have been selected to play the major rolls



Capt. Mainwaring................Ming
Sgt. Wilson........................Mondo
L/Cpl. Jones.......................Mad **** Man
Pte. Frazer........................Slob
Pte. Walker........................Retsgom
Pte. Godfrey......................Grunt
Pte. Pike...........................Wheresdildo747
ARP Warden Hodges............Yella Disco
The Verger........................Pagan
The Vicar..........................Accywingy
Mrs. Pike...........................Little Nay
Mr Cheeseman....................Icahbod Horsetrumpet
The Grumpy German Submarine Capt............................Zippy
Mrs. Mainwaring..................Discomania
 
WHO?..ah say , who pit that silly old duffer in charge?
wur dooooomed,wur aw doomed
 
The Verger ?? Ooh eck!! least I ain't the vicar, would never have got away with that one!!:D
 
walker was the spiv retsy pike was the stupid boy, as in " don't tell him yer name pike" stupid boy"
 
How did I miss this one..................................................... may I be excused.