Just don't get caravans. Dragging a small house around (at seemingly ridiculously slow speed), parking it up with skwillions of others on a site full o' (generally) sad middle aged 'Brits', faffing about getting it level, hooking up all the services & that. Seems a reet palava t'go onollody. Just don't get it!
But I guess that's like some folks don't 'get' Landies. Bluddy 'ell, I'm feeling mellow t'nite!