I just love the caption

Caption: A mobile truck trap used to collect mosquitos flying outdoors.

Just a couple of things that struck me as strange.

"A mobile truck"
(ignoring the whole truck debate) what would be the point in a non-mobile truck?

"collect mosquitos flying outdoors"
Isint that where you usuly find mossies flying outside?

:D :D
 
clivees said:
"collect mosquitos flying outdoors"
Isint that where you usuly find mossies flying outside?

:D :D
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Ah, now, the thing is they do come indoors. If they had some respect fer private property yer wunt need to sleep unner a mozzie net.

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, would you collect the indoor ones by driving hell fer leather thru someone's gaff in yer Landy?
 
Marcus said:
Ah, now, the thing is they do come indoors. If they had some respect fer private property yer wunt need to sleep unner a mozzie net.
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Indeedy. The females (for it is they that thirst for your blood) come inside, nibble you when you are asleep and then go have a rest on the walls of your room. At which point they hit the insecticide you have sprayed on your walls, and then its one dead mozzie. However there's still several billion left, and if that one has just given you malaria its not much comfort.

I think the 'mobile' bit of the truck trap tells us that they drive along catching mozzies as they go, rather than sit there waiting for them.
 
spacedman said:
Indeedy. The females (for it is they that thirst for your blood) come inside, nibble you when you are asleep and then go have a rest on the walls of your room. At which point they hit the insecticide you have sprayed on your walls, and then its one dead mozzie. However there's still several billion left, and if that one has just given you malaria its not much comfort.
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I fkn hate the little feckers. Spent several years in India & I think they viewed me as a foreign delicacy. They'd all flock 'round, little bastids. Ooo, they love a good 'English'.
 
yer obviously wint drinking enough... in OZ the little bastids was making a reet meal outta me? then i started drinking more VB as its cheaper and easier to find than water, thay dint bite after that unless i wint tea total fer a day or so.

so fergit all yer anti-mossie cream and lemon scented candles, just drink more beer
 
slob said:
yer obviously wint drinking enough... in OZ the little bastids was making a reet meal outta me? then i started drinking more VB as its cheaper and easier to find than water, thay dint bite after that unless i wint tea total fer a day or so.

so fergit all yer anti-mossie cream and lemon scented candles, just drink more beer
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Yeah, really bluddy difficult in dry states, which most of the one's I wuz in were!
 
Aye, puff carries hooooooge sentences an orl unless yer a properly registered Sadu holy geezer! Then you can walk around nekid & chuff away to yer hearts content!
 
testing the effects of hot birds and landrovers on pervs
 

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Pends ow cowld it is an how big the fly trap is. An any how if its fastened to a mobile Land Rover I don't care how big it is.
 
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