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ojatpolo

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what is the best way to care for my landy after taking it off road and getting the underneath all muddy? should i spray it all off from underneath?
 
no its better to clean the underneath going in via the sunroof,or if you have no sunroof stand on the rear step to clean the the underneath






















































btw what a stoopid fcukin qs
 
ojatpolo said:
what is the best way to care for my landy after taking it off road and getting the underneath all muddy? should i spray it all off from underneath?
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Hi there,
You could do the same as me, After a days offroading tip moter on its side
that way you are sure its clean underneath.;)
 
Yup best advice would be to clean it with a toothbrush gets into all that nooks and crannies may take you a while! Just remember to clean the toothbrush afterwards otherwise you may have dirtier teeth than before!
 
What's this cleaning thing you speak of?? I've owned a few landies and none of em have ever had a cleaning fitted?? does it improve performance???


:D
 
I always use one of these oversize Dishwasher that you`ll get on Fleebay.

Tried to put it into a tumbledryer but that might cause some dents
 
I park mine on its roof outside the local special school and after a short while the window lickers cannot resist finding out if its chocolate sauce. Job done.
 
Whatever you do dont put a Discovery in a tumble dryer, the heat will shrink it.
How do you think the Freelander was born!
 
Some reasonably good advice and some silly suggestions there. I find the best way is to drive it into the sea (if you are lucky enough to live by the coast.) The salty water not only works as an anti-sceptic the sand particles will help to scour off the dried mud and when the water dries is leaves a nice white powder coating.

But please, do NOT put it on it's roof (as suggested above) to clean or inspect the underside, the loose change down the back of the seats will fall out and you'll wonder where all your endearing, little, mysterious rattles have gone when you are driving it.
 
a land rover in the sea? there will be no point worrying about mud after that

just leave it, the mud will fall off when its ready
 
Land rovers are self cleaning - eventually the paint/steel the mud is stuck to goes rusty and it falls off, taking the mud with it.
 
i know youre all joking, but i just thought id mention that id love to live near to a lake.

hours at the jetwash no more :)
 
Just thought I'd mention....I use my own power washer. Great as I wash it all off and it runs down the driveway onto the path n road! (tho most of it is well watered down by time it gets to bottom of the drive)...Just seen next door neighbour using his powerwasher cleaning the avenue..path and road. The best part is that he must have used a very high pressure dirt blaster attachment cos he's washed up the crappy tarmac covering the potholes the pikey council put down last year! :doh:avenue now looks like the RAF have used it for fookin bombing raids! fun in the 4x4s but a bit ****e for nextdoors kia ****box LMAO!!
...though we have the cleanest road in manchester at the mo I'm guessing. He mustve been out there all day...silly old fart! :rolleyes:
 
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