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Chas Dolan

New Member

• Mar 20, 2006

• #1

Went to Tescos this morning with the wife to get our shopping. As we came out a lady was waiting and approached us saying would you do something about your bullbar on the Disco. When I asked her why she said it is extremely dangerous as she had walked into it and hurt her leg. What should I do I asked, "wrap some rubber or something around it" she replied. If I had bumped into her ok but stationary and not even in the vehicle. Well. If I walk into a lampost perhaps I should ask the council to make them less dangerous. Perhaps she might just look where she is walking.

 

Lenny1969

New Member

• Mar 20, 2006

• #2

I personally would of asked her if she would like to check the underside of my sump for any sharp bits, just in case i hit someone and they scratch themselves as well.

What a pratt. You do get em mate, f**k em.

If thats all they have to worry about they have obviously found their own state of Nirvana.
I doubt it.

 

Lenny1969

New Member

• Mar 20, 2006

• #3

And i also would of requested her name and address, and i would of followed her round the store asking for it, just in case she had damaged my a bar in any way shape or form.

 

yella

New Member

• Mar 20, 2006

• #4

I Would Have Just Stared At Her, Then Smiled, Then Said "**** Off"

 

Richyborofanrich

New Member

• Mar 20, 2006

• #5

yella disco said:

I Would Have Just Stared At Her, Then Smiled, Then Said "**** Off"

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my reply also

 

l3on

New Member

• Mar 20, 2006

• #6

mod it mad max style spikes en all then wait around car park at same time next week.........

 

Bigstoo

New Member

• Mar 20, 2006

• #7

how do these people manage to get up in the morning? ffs

my reply would have been the same as yella except i would have gone into bouts of hysterical laughter and doing alot of pointing at said person!!!

 

yella

New Member

• Mar 20, 2006

• #8

its best to leave a gap between **** and off. that way it has more feeling

 

ormus

New Member

• Mar 20, 2006

• #9

always say it loudly, and with lots of feeling too.

 

yella

New Member

• Mar 20, 2006

• #10

no, ormus. just loud enough for them to hear , but firmly, in a no nonsense way

 

ormus

New Member

• Mar 20, 2006

• #11

i would prefer to let the whole of asda car park, hear.

 

yella

New Member

• Mar 20, 2006

• #12

but then you just turn into a screaming banshee and it loses its effect. if everyone can hear you the old bag can play her trump card that you were being nasty. say it quiet enough for no one else to hear it and loud enough for granny **** stain to hear it that way it has its best effect.

 

OutbackJack

New Member

• Mar 22, 2006

• #13

Yella......I like the two word response (in your case "****-pause-Off")

But my two words would have been:
****-pause-Wit

or

Care-factor ZERO (almost two words.)

I liked the suggestion of following her all around the shops, but not to get her address, but rather to shout at the shop owners to rubberise their doorways so she didnt hurt herself, and the clothing shops to rubberise their clothing racks so she didnt impale herself on them! Then she might have seen the stooopidity of her suggestion....or not