Look, I got one curly wurly and a walnut whip minus the walnut, OK I did suck a bit of the cream out too but I could be persuaded to exchange some spit to replenish it
If I am pushed I do have one last rollo but it has had half the chocolate sucked off it
550,000 miles more like, but then again as you seem to be one of them pikey's that can't read proper(if you could then you would have realised that this is not the right forum to start these Q&A freds, every other forum round ere is for that ) then I fully expect it will have been clocked by every owner since new, amazing condition you say? So basically you let all the oil leak out and have steam cleaned it for the photo shoot? All the oil that has evacuated the various components has done a great job at rust proofing the chassis and body panels, Interior prob looks fab from having the tatty old mats ripped out and a set of Amazons cheapest car mats & seat covers fitted to cover up the shredded by a ferret seats.
After realising how much of a heap this 2008 DeadEnder is I want to cancel my full bid, I feel that now the spit replenished walnut whip minus the walnut will be sacrifice enough on my part to help relieve you of this burden.