freelander dave

New Member

• Jan 6, 2006

• #1

1 guess how long it will take to fix this time
2 guess which leccy box will be gubbed
3 guess which colour the recovery truck will be
4 try and wash it without something breaking
5 try and wash it without something falling off
6 try and drive it on a damp road
7 covert it into a mobile hair salon
8 guess where the mystery clunk is coming from
9 guess which car the dealer will give while you wait for them to tell you " sorry guv' can't find what's wrong"
10 trade it in for a proper landrover

 

GRUNT

Well-Known Member

• Jan 6, 2006

• #2

11 Guess which part the dealer will remove, throw away and deny all knowlege of. But it won't realy matter 'cos you didn't need it anyway (unless that was the bit you plugged the curling tongs into).

 

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slob

Well-Known Member

• Jan 6, 2006

• #3

i seen a dude in a freelander the other day, it looked he was wearing a crash helmet. i thought that's a strange thing to be wearing while getting towed, then i realised it was his salon hair dryer

 

Bigstoo

New Member

• Jan 6, 2006

• #4

thats why in the freelander sales brochure it shows their fuel consumption as 600mpg. it fails to tell them that it isnt due to a revolutionary space-age super-efficient rover engine that can squeeze every ounce of juice to get it, simply due to the fact that they get dragged around like unruly dogs all the time

in fact im sure freelander owners replace tyres more often than they fill up!

 

accywingy

Large Member!

Administrator

• Jan 6, 2006

• #5

12 Burn it and make some lovely roast potatoes in the fire for your tea..
Expensive i know, but tasty!!

 

willo

Well-Known Member

• Jan 7, 2006

• #6

Jealousy, plain jealousy talking above .....

 

ming

SPACE TWOT

• Jan 7, 2006

• #7

Give it a good clean . . . cos ya know its the dogs. . .Ming