[kevstar]

Ooops!
don't sound like such a brill evening!
But you said it was a great time!
good, lesson learned!
Next time i want a great time i'll lose my phone!!!
did you actually get to eat in the end or did you just simply eat the waiter?

Na we didnt bother an just drank ourselves out of hunger

 

[Stanleysteamer]

I forgot how to shpell it

No, i think the rum is in charge of the Dick and Harry!

 

[kevstar]

No, i think the rum is in charge of the Dick and Harry!

Who's harry

 

[kevstar]

Ive only had one rum till now.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Na we didnt bother an just drank ourselves out of hunger

You're a brave sod.
I learnt a while ago that when a bloke says he's feeling hungry, it is as if he is commenting on the weather. no problem really.
but if a wimmins says she is hungry, if you don't give her a biccy or summat in short order she goes mental!
Which is why i always keep emergency rations in the car in case Wifey goes radiorental over her empty belly!!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Who's harry

Dick and Harry
DiknHarry
Dictionary

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Ive only had one rum till now.

Slowcoach!

 

[kevstar]

You're a brave sod.
I learnt a while ago that when a bloke says he's feeling hungry, it is as if he is commenting on the weather. no problem really.
but if a wimmins says she is hungry, if you don't give her a biccy or summat in short order she goes mental!
Which is why i always keep emergency rations in the car in case Wifey goes radiorental over her empty belly!!

Not mine I starve her to stop her turning into a wibbingwobbly once shes had a few she forgets aboot
food.

 

[kevstar]

Dick and Harry
DiknHarry
Dictionary

Yes I know haha

 

[kevstar]

Slowcoach!

Another one just arrived

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Not mine I starve her to stop her turning into a wibbingwobbly once shes had a few she forgets aboot
food.

Ok, I give in, what the feck is a wibbingwobbly and please don't tell me you mean a fatty!
I'm running for my helmet as you read this!!!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Another one just arrived

Wish I had rum that served itself!!

 

[kevstar]

Ok, I give in, what the feck is a wibbingwobbly and please don't tell me you mean a fatty!
I'm running for my helmet as you read this!!!

Yup a person of the larger size I dont like calling people fat, this aint anything goes please
refrain from going for your helmet.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Well I feel another whisky coming on!
Let's see if I can persuade it to get itself out of the sideboard and into my glass.
Nope.
Cheeky fecker. Still sitting there doing nothing.
Do i have to do EVERYTHING myself!
Hmmm!!!

 

[kevstar]

Wish I had rum that served itself!!

I brought back a skinny waitress to give her more training.

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Yup a person of the larger size I dont like calling people fat, this aint anything goes please
refrain from going for your helmet.

My helmet is safe at the moment!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

I brought back a skinny waitress to give her more training.

Once you've got her sorted out do please send her to me for a refresher!

 

[kevstar]

Once you've got her sorted out do please send her to me for a refresher!

She'll be burnt out by then

 

[Stanleysteamer]

Oban 14 yr old.
Too posh to serve itself!

 

[Stanleysteamer]

She'll be burnt out by then

She must have a mate surely?