New defender owner

Sam200tdi · Dec 11, 2016

Hi just recently purchased my first ever defender 90. So it's all new to me. Will look forward speaking to a few of you. And hopefully helping me with any issues

biggeeeee · Dec 11, 2016

Welcome, where's the photos?

Turboman · Dec 11, 2016

Sam200tdi said:
Hi just recently purchased my first ever defender 90. So it's all new to me. Will look forward speaking to a few of you. And hopefully helping me with any issues

Welcome to lz, Sam!

Any pics?

Hippo · Dec 11, 2016

Welcome to the forum. We call them tratters on ere. Thieves like them because standard security is poor. Yer need to increase the security on yer heap, before it goes missing. Harsh but true. Be careful of marmaduck. He's mad.

Turboman · Dec 11, 2016

Hippo said:
Welcome to the forum. We call them tratters on ere. Thieves like them because they are much better than a freelander.
You need to increase the security on yer solid, capable vehicle above standard features, before it goes missing. Harsh but true.
Be careful of Hippo. He's mad.

Edited in the interest of technical accuracy.

biggeeeee · Dec 11, 2016

Turboman said:
Edited in the interest of technical accuracy.

Although mad, Hippo is well balanced with a chip on both shoulders

Hippo · Dec 11, 2016

Can we have a pic of the chassis anorl?

Hippo · Dec 11, 2016

biggeeeee said:
Although mad, Hippo is well balanced with a chip on both shoulders

I int told him to buy a Freelander. I has given good advise on security.

biggeeeee · Dec 11, 2016

Hippo said:
I int told him to buy a Freelander.

Yet

Hippo · Dec 11, 2016

biggeeeee said:
Yet

Oh ok if yer want me to.

Sam, sell yer tratter and get a Freelander. Comfort, heating, electrics, seats and a lot more. Yer pig will thank you for it anorl.

Marmaduke · Dec 12, 2016

Hippo said:
Welcome to the forum. We call them tratters on ere. Thieves like them because standard security is poor. Yer need to increase the security on yer heap, before it goes missing. Harsh but true. Be careful of marmaduck. He's mad.

Shut yer cake hole

@Sam200tdi ignore the bloke except for his advice regarding security, take a look at the stolen section for 'inspiration'

urbandekay · Dec 12, 2016

Hippo said:
Oh ok if yer want me to.

Sam, sell yer tratter and get a Freelander. Comfort, heating, electrics, seats and a lot more. Yer pig will thank you for it anorl.

I have it on good authority, pigs will not be seen dead in a Freeloader

Marmaduke · Dec 12, 2016

urbandekay said:
I have it on good authority, pigs will not be seen dead in a Freeloader

I do have it on good authority that this thing owns several hippos does it not @Hippo

Hippo · Dec 12, 2016

Marmaduke said:
I do have it on good authority that this thing owns several hippos does it not @Hippo

I has no idea. I don't even know him. He's your mate. You've got his number. Why not give him a call and ask?

Hippo · Dec 12, 2016

urbandekay said:
I have it on good authority, pigs will not be seen dead in a Freeloader

Next you'll be telling me they can fly. Pg's that is.

doriz · Dec 12, 2016

Hippo said:
Can we have a pic of the chassis anorl?

Bit forward init?

doriz · Dec 12, 2016

Marmaduke said:
I do have it on good authority that this thing owns several hippos does it not @Hippo

Is that Jamie Lee Curtis?

Marmaduke · Dec 12, 2016

doriz said:
Is that Jamie Lee Curtis?

Eddie izzard you nonce

Sam200tdi · Dec 12, 2016

urbandekay · Dec 12, 2016

Hippo said:
Next you'll be telling me they can fly. Pg's that is.

Oh no they can fly alright, just as well as Hippos, vertically in a downward direction

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