Benji100651
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Thank you I just wish I knew what I wa doing I may just have to take it to a garage as I’ve not got a clue
L322 front indicator fault when locking/unlocking
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holidaychicken
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You could do with a good independent land rover specialist as these are quite complex without the right diagnostic kit and you can make things worse by not following some of the simple procedures but they are pretty robust i have found.
if you have a few spanners we can help you, the rave manuals are excellent to read through even if you don't intend to attempt surgery.
I have been taking things apart since I was about 5 years old when i stripped down our record player according to my mum but it took me until I bought a range rover to learn the benefits of making a note of how you took it apart so you could put it back together.
The record player never went again but i do recall removing all the door handles from our house as i had found a screwdriver and when my mum's friend asked me why i told her that i loved screwing..
So let that be a lesson for you, if you are 45, drunk and find a screwdriver, don't think that removing all the door handles to prevent your mum's church group from leaving is a good thing to do and neither is telling them you love screwing - that will only make things worse for you in court.
Welcome to Landyzone by the way
if you have a few spanners we can help you, the rave manuals are excellent to read through even if you don't intend to attempt surgery.
I have been taking things apart since I was about 5 years old when i stripped down our record player according to my mum but it took me until I bought a range rover to learn the benefits of making a note of how you took it apart so you could put it back together.
The record player never went again but i do recall removing all the door handles from our house as i had found a screwdriver and when my mum's friend asked me why i told her that i loved screwing..
So let that be a lesson for you, if you are 45, drunk and find a screwdriver, don't think that removing all the door handles to prevent your mum's church group from leaving is a good thing to do and neither is telling them you love screwing - that will only make things worse for you in court.
Welcome to Landyzone by the way
Benji100651
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Ha ha this is too funny well I’ve done plenty screwing in my time but a bit unsure when it comes to the landy, I’m a bit dubious about putting my tool in something I don’t know much aboutYou could do with a good independent land rover specialist as these are quite complex without the right diagnostic kit and you can make things worse by not following some of the simple procedures but they are pretty robust i have found.
if you have a few spanners we can help you, the rave manuals are excellent to read through even if you don't intend to attempt surgery.
I have been taking things apart since I was about 5 years old when i stripped down our record player according to my mum but it took me until I bought a range rover to learn the benefits of making a note of how you took it apart so you could put it back together.
The record player never went again but i do recall removing all the door handles from our house as i had found a screwdriver and when my mum's friend asked me why i told her that i loved screwing..
So let that be a lesson for you, if you are 45, drunk and find a screwdriver, don't think that removing all the door handles to prevent your mum's church group from leaving is a good thing to do and neither is telling them you love screwing - that will only make things worse for you in court.
Welcome to Landyzone by the way
kds
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Given @Benji100651 a like to get him off the mark.
holidaychicken
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And we are off and running !
Let him get a few threads under his belt and then let him know that none of us have even been in a range rover and we are are only here because range sounds like mange and Rover is an old favourite name for a dog so basically this is a dogging forum.
However, it is also coincidental that range rovers are not good for dogging as unless you keep the engine running, against protocol as I am led to believe, then the buggers ( range rovers not the actual buggers although thinking about it I might mean buggerers) won’t start no matter how competitive you are , which is almost as embarrassing as taking the local church group on a church roof fund raising session to the local dogging lay-by when they thought a jamming session was going to involve strawberries
Let him get a few threads under his belt and then let him know that none of us have even been in a range rover and we are are only here because range sounds like mange and Rover is an old favourite name for a dog so basically this is a dogging forum.
However, it is also coincidental that range rovers are not good for dogging as unless you keep the engine running, against protocol as I am led to believe, then the buggers ( range rovers not the actual buggers although thinking about it I might mean buggerers) won’t start no matter how competitive you are , which is almost as embarrassing as taking the local church group on a church roof fund raising session to the local dogging lay-by when they thought a jamming session was going to involve strawberries
holidaychicken
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Sorry, what was wrong with you land ranger?
And yes we have already asked for a deranged rover section and it’s not happening
And yes we have already asked for a deranged rover section and it’s not happening
kds
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You been on that waccy baccy again ????And we are off and running !
Let him get a few threads under his belt and then let him know that none of us have even been in a range rover and we are are only here because range sounds like mange and Rover is an old favourite name for a dog so basically this is a dogging forum.
However, it is also coincidental that range rovers are not good for dogging as unless you keep the engine running, against protocol as I am led to believe, then the buggers ( range rovers not the actual buggers although thinking about it I might mean buggerers) won’t start no matter how competitive you are , which is almost as embarrassing as taking the local church group on a church roof fund raising session to the local dogging lay-by when they thought a jamming session was going to involve strawberries
holidaychicken
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That bloody vicar spiked the wine again
kds
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Got a feeling the men in wight coats will be here soon, there coming to take him away ah ah.Sorry, what was wrong with you land ranger?
And yes we have already asked for a deranged rover section and it’s not happening
holidaychicken
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I might already be away ...
brianp38dse
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Its all right Matron will be along soon with his meds
gold rover
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You've been away for a very long time.
