DIY paint job?

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Just for the silly few, I have a mate that rebuilt a VW bug, took hin 2 years, and the air arseholed it as he was in a rush to move to a new town,, the paint lasted the grand total of 3 weeks, then started to crack and look like crazy paving.......as to compressors and real paint i have absolutely no clue, but let it be said, I have just refurbished a Massey Ferguson tractor, and painted it with brush on tractor enamel......and it looks ****e.