BOOMER
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am now i'm fooked, need some 18 year old blonde girlie nurse to give me a massage
Don't we all?!?!?!?
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Don't we all?!?!?!?
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am now i'm fooked, need some 18 year old blonde girlie nurse to give me a massage
yu cud get devil baby to run up and down yo back?
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Don't we all?!?!?!?
just told her off for jumping up and down on the sofa and kneeing me in the back
BOOMER
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If yo look there's prob a serial number on the side of the dizzy, use it to cross ref a replacement cap
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hows this gonna help identify ya dizzy?
BOOMER
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hows this gonna help identify ya dizzy?
It helps identify two short haired gay land rover owners!!!
It helps identify two short haired gay land rover owners!!!
says the cottagin hexpert
ratty
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It helps identify two short haired gay land rover owners!!!
I object to that.
One short haired gay landy owner and one receding haired gay landy owner.
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thats not fair - it aint receding - its just slid down to his chin.
ratty
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ello Minty
ere is it tru - yu only come out "after eight"?
ere is it tru - yu only come out "after eight"?
BOOMER
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evernin milfy
Mrs just said the dishwasher smells strange have you put anything from the land rover in it ?
er yes sweetie i put the oil filler cap in there ( not the rocker cover ) earlier
:hysterically_laughi sorry Mrs D71
BOOMER
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evernin milfy
Mrs just said the dishwasher smells strange have you put anything from the land rover in it ?
er yes sweetie i put the oil filler cap in there ( not the rocker cover ) earlier
So the gay land rover owner now confesses to another 'fairy' doing his washing up!!
